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Croatian

A person that smells like cheese and mayonaise and is often found licking mayonaise off of peoples discarded food. Also they have a small penis.
Who is that licking mayonaise out of the garbage. I dont know but i think he is croatian
by Zarshan the sun conquerer December 24, 2010
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Croatian Roulette

Both men and women (of both hetero and homo orientation) participate the Croatian Roulette , and they hide their faces with masks. One of the orgy attendees is infected with HIV, but no one knows who that person is.

Infected guest has to pay equal attention to everyone, and after the "party" every attendee goes to test himself/herself. Creator of the game explains that the point of the game is adrenaline, much like Russian roulette, with exception that it doesn't kill instantly, unlike its Russian counterpart.
Niko Bellic walks into the party expecting something completely different than what he sees.... Men and women in an orgy with masks on, they explain to him that they are playing something called Croatian Roulette . Afterwards, everyone leaves and begins to make appointments with their doctors... Niko has a bad feeling.
by Idontlikecroatianpigs February 20, 2011
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croatian

The long lost links to humans, not entirely humans yet, not apes all that much. Usually prefer following others into wars, like Hitler. Also, they like pretending that they are actually brave and strong.
P1: Look at that monkey, acting all Croatian.

P2: Nah brah, that's the long lost link.

P1: Woah! It looked almost human!
by Firty Ducker May 15, 2016
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croatian bath

To strip naked in a public washroom and proceed to wash yourself in a stall with toilet water, using a urinal cake as soap.
Man bro I'm so dirty right now you need to stop at this rest stop so I can take a Croatian bath.
by Tat2d Deville November 28, 2014
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croating

The act of slathering a penis in crunchy peanut butter to attract others.
"Oh, did you see Ben croating a donkey at the petting zoo the other day? What a sicko."
by Waiting... June 28, 2015
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Croatian children of zero9ine

Croatian children of zero9ine often employed for manual labor to manufacture cheap house-hold white goods and sausages.

Once the sausages are produced they more than likely become the sausages.
Dan: "Where did you get that washing machine.. its making a lot of noise, looks kinda cheap too?"
Jan: "I bought it from K-Mart.. Its made in Croatia, by Croatian children of zero9ine

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Jan: "These sausages taste wierd.."

Dan: "What do you expect, they are made by the Croatian children of zero9ine, and once they've produced the sausages they climb into the machine and get mashed up into the sausages"
by Idontlikecroatianpigs February 20, 2011
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croatoan

A group of people that speak dragon and pig Latin
by Zgfgvhguychhf September 20, 2017
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