chibernate

To hibernate Chicago style. To survive the apocalyptic reality that is Chicago winter one must take aggressive measures to ensure sustenance of the soul and physical being. This entails guaranteeing you secure a Chibernation partner for nothing else other than body heat shared through prolonged snuggling. In selecting who you choose to Chibernate with you should give significant thought to the following:

Take out food preferences of the Chiberation partner in question

Suitability of the couch in the selected Chibernation location for long dormant sessions wide enough for spooning

A robust cable package including all premium channels

4x4 car

Would you like to Chibernate with me? I am looking for a Chibernation partner. Could you see yourself spending this winter Chibernating with me?

by chameleon November 4, 2014

cribbitzing

Non-participant looking over a cribbage players shoulder and discussing the best cards to discard to the opponents crib.
To offer unwanted or meddlesome advice, such as that given by the spectator of a cribbage game.

Frank could not help himself from cribbitzing while Russ and Jon played a game of Cribbage.

by nojm March 10, 2015

Crib Abuse

When people use you for your house and go there whenever it’s available while you never get anything in return. They abuse the privilege of hanging out at your crib.

“Damn i’m suffering from crib abuse jake and robert always come to my house during the weekend and never invite me to anything.”

by Hayes Lamoureux November 13, 2018

cribbio

A Berlusconi's way to swear badly, similar to "fuck" but more polite.

"CRIBBIO!! YOU HIT MY TEETH WITH THE MICROPHONE!!" during a rally, Berlusconi was hit by a journalist with a microphone on his face.

by Filo85 January 2, 2019

crib

house of your homie, black people use it

wassup can a loc come up in yo crib?

by skully0100 January 26, 2021

raid the corn crib

An uninvited and and unwarranted guerrilla attempt at anal sex.

As Becky bent over to pick up her scarf, Tom caught a glimpse of her meat curtains and decided to raid the corn crib.

by slick willy 69 April 21, 2015

Bust they crib up

To shoot a person's residence repeatedly with a weapon, usually in retaliation for a percieved wrong.

Yo, breh, Kayvon and Shaniqua been talking shit about me on da Facebooks. Let's bust they crib up, yo!

by B-Dawg Billionz February 12, 2019