Santa Crawling

Bar hopping in santa suits

The gang and I went santa crawling last night.

by TheMain1 December 20, 2009

Jenny Craiging

A night on the town cruising for heavy women.

We grabbed a bag of Snickers and went Jenny Craiging.

by happyfling September 15, 2011

Hood Crawling

To venture into the belly of the Beast by traversing a hoods back alleyways, forgotten Lots, or streets that you very much do not belong in so much so that individuals might bargain with you for a small drug transaction, a small physical escapade or for all of your personal Goods with no payment in exchange.

Who is this fool walking down the street? This man's must be Hood crawling.

by PassiveDemon January 18, 2023

Weiner cradling

When your sleeping after sex and your guy still got his dick in you.

"Damn those teens are Weiner cradling again Sheryll!"

by The Cradler September 23, 2023

carpet crawling

the act of crawling around on the floor, spun out, looking for drugs that might’ve been dropped- typically methamphetamine

“caught myself carpet crawling for a shard that didn’t exist”

by lilb05 July 29, 2025

bitches come crawling

A phrase showing that people will inevitably come "crawling" back even if they were the ones who left you, etc. Often can be used to refer to an ex, past hook ups, former friends, etc.

Person 1: "Huh, my ex just started texting me again out of the blue. I wonder why?"

Person 2: "Because bitches come crawling. Just ignore them."

by theurbanurban dasakdjakjdasjhd May 29, 2019