A term befitting even the most successful athletic coach after a history of illicit predatory sexual behavior is discovered and publicly exposed.
Q-Did your kids sign up for gymnastics yet? Our team just won sectional championship for the first time!!
A-Not yet. I'm waiting to see if all of the publicity will expose a sicko coach; I'd prefer that my daughter not be molested.
A-Not yet. I'm waiting to see if all of the publicity will expose a sicko coach; I'd prefer that my daughter not be molested.
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Get the copacetic mug.A servile professional sports team coach with no independent thought, doing what the team owner/general manager asks without question at the expense of the success of the team.
"Washington Redskins owner Daniel Synder couldn't find another lapdog coach to replace Jim Zorn midseason."
by SkinsFans October 21, 2009
Get the Lapdog Coach mug.A Photoshop disaster combining multiple elements in a completely ridiculous setting. The phrase was inspired by the work of John Coscia, sports editor at the Citrus County Chronicle in Crystal River, Fla.
Hey, did you see the Coscia Special on the front page of the Chronicle?
Yeah, man. I can't believe those high school volleyball players were really on the moon.
Yeah, man. I can't believe those high school volleyball players were really on the moon.
by former sports fan June 2, 2010
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According to the schedule here, Arctic Monkeys are on the main stage, Amy Winehouse is on in the Gobi Tent, and Tilly and the Wall is playing in the Mojave Tent. This presents us with a real coachundrum.
by Jason Kucsma December 28, 2008
Get the coachundrum mug.A person who goes to Costco for the purpose of only eating the samples and getting in other people's way with abolutely no intention of buying anything in the store. Person may or may not be pushing an empty cart to further disrupt the flow of traffic through the store.
On Martha's 80th birthday, she decided she would do what she does every other day and be a Costco tourist, as she enjoys nothing more than making her daily pilgrimage to Costco. Today she decided she would only make 30 trips around the store, as she scarfs down each free sample offering on each pass while pushing her empty cart to keep others away and obstruct the flow of traffic down the main aisles.
by Wordmaster Adam October 10, 2012
Get the Costco tourist mug.Noun: How you feel after you see all your friends posts from Coachella and realize that if you weren't so cheap you would be there too.
The wave of coachellousy came crashing down on me when every other post is of girls in bikini's rocking out to my favorite band at Coachella.
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