Covid-95

An individual with the luck to have contracted covid-19 a whopping five times.

Person 1: Oh god... This is my fifth time contracting the coronavirus

Person 2: Are you clinically insane?! Please stay away from me, i don't want covid-95!

by some_human April 23, 2020

covid-free

1. free of Covid-19
2. coronavirus-free area

The US does have one covid-free territory — Samoa!

by timlight April 24, 2020

COVID Hot

A man or woman who appears attractive - while wearing a mask and from at least 6 feet away!

I met this woman in line at Costco yesterday. When I checked her out on FB it turns out she was only COVID Hot!

by Celeritas 13 April 26, 2020

COVID cavities

The COVID-related blowback of mass stress-related overconsumption of sugar and not having regular dental checkups.

Damn this pandemic, COVID cavities are gutting my children’s once flawless smiles!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

COVID Style

COVID Style is a modification of doggy style designed to stop the spread of COVID-19 and flatten the curve while also busting a well-needed nut. COVID Style is the sexual act between partners where both the guy and girl wear hazmat suits, N95 masks, and the male hits it from behind in doggy style. COVID style not only provides intense pleasure, but stops the spread and protects the human race from the novel corona virus.

Hey, Chad did you hook up with Jenny last night? Our buddy Brad told me that you smashed Jenny COVID Style.

by Chad Black May 20, 2020

Covid Hippie

A non-political stance initially resulting from COVID-19 shutdowns. Many people have gone long enough without a haircut to have eclipsed the "awkward stage" completely. A Covid Hippie is virtually identical to the original hippies except that they are simply a victim of circumstances.

Hey Jim, is that guy a hippie or just another slacker Covid Hippie?
To which Jim replied, "I don't think he's a real hippie. He looks baked, but no tie dye yet wearing a mask. Tough call, but I'm pretty sure he's just another Covid Hippie."

by Ducks in formation June 22, 2020

Covid test related mufflegag

That phenomenon when the test swab hits your uvula at the back of your throat and you stifle the gag out of respect for the medical professional performing the test.

I didn’t want to cause the poor guy any worries about exposure so I thoughtfully elected to employ the Covid test related mufflegag!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 23, 2020