Cooker

Cooler than cool

Mason and Angel are wayyyyy cooker the Kati

by fuzzypear November 9, 2018

Cooker

A person called “hayden” claiming his occupation is a “cooker” because his english is so damn good.

“i am a cooker”
*whole class laughs

by fickdeinemutter January 28, 2024

tending to the slow cooker

to engage in masturbation

Person 1: "Stop messaging me, im tending to the slow cooker."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"

by gazza222 November 7, 2020

Pressure cooker

Ir is the when you fart under a weighted blanket and hold your spouse under. Like a Dutch oven but with a weighted blanket.

My wife was in bed after we had chili so I subjected her to the pressure cooker

by David Kolep February 28, 2021

cookers

cocain and hookers

hey bro know any where to get some cookers

by telopath December 5, 2021

Cooker

Australian slang for a mentally impaired person who has no grasp on reality.

The noun ‘cooker’ refers to the state of the persons brain, it is ‘cooked’ or fried and as such is in a constant state of malfunction resulting in the symptomatic cooker insanity.

Cookers believe in conspiracy theories and have hilariously insane takes. Examples of cooker beliefs include 5G causes cancer, COVID was a WHO conspiracy, and vaccines cause autism.

Cookers are commonly supporters of fascist political parties because they also have racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist and xenophobic feelings and beliefs.

Cookers are typically boomers who have left school early and then had their brain ‘cooked’ by the most insane parts of the Internet and right-wing media.

John was raving about how climate change is a Jewish Chinese conspiracy. What a fucking cooker.

by K.A.E July 18, 2023

Dry Cooker

Best frying pan in the world. No need to use oil with it.

I made some scrambled eggs in my Dry Cooker

by joviravi January 17, 2022