cooch flies

Miniature flies that sworm around a worn out dirty cooch.

Hey Bruce did you see all the cooch flies sworming around Samantha's dirty rotten kitty at the village office?

by Bruce Calhoon October 27, 2007

Cooch Magooch

Another name for a vagina or a vajayjay.

Girl: Wanna frick?
Guy: Not until you shave your cooch magooch

by Gump364 September 01, 2019

Condom Cooch

The latex smell one's vagina takes on after having sex with a man using a condom.

Guy: I didn't go down on her after we did it; she had condom cooch...and I hate the taste of that!

by Lazy A March 04, 2009

cootie cooch

a cooch infected with cooties. What kids are afraid of.

Watch out she has a cootie cooch!

by kaylakay August 04, 2007

steady cooch

a girl that is not girlfriend material yet you are not willing to give her up because she is willing to put out whenever you want.

dude im not going to stop talking to her, she's my steady cooch.

by Juj_8348 May 21, 2010

cooch scooch

The female version of a cock-slap where the woman proceeds to scooch her cooch vertically across the face of another.

If you don't shut your mouth Billy I'm gonna give you the cooch scooch of your life!

by Cheyenne Burbank October 08, 2005

cooch glob

An incredible annoying and naive girl who thinks she can win the affection of any guy that she wants due to her fake innocence and class.

That girl is such a cooch glob, she thinks she can actually steal him from me?

by biddosexkitten420 October 28, 2010