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by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023

Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods

Might be an interesting thing to write on a job application if you used to shoplift for a living...

"My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."

by Anonymouse Donor October 27, 2020

the boomer consumer

a way of saying the covid-19 virus but so you won't be demonetization on YouTube

okay guys today we are talking about the boomer consumer

by Ash masters April 22, 2020

consumer of sauces

he likes to consume LOTS of sauces. Name used for people who only eat the sauce from fast foods

Wow, you really are the consumer of sauces!

by voidyfizz December 16, 2024

salt consumer

He consumes salt.
He protecc and he is thicc.
He always will eat salt out of the pretzel bag for you.
Sometimes he is depresso espresso, and sometimes he is happy padappy.

Guy 1: "Bro I'm not gonna eat that salt out of the pretzel bag"
Salt Consumer: "Don't worry bro I gotchu"

by blockpixelz June 20, 2022

Consumer Cellular

That wireless company that have flip phones and mainly appeal to the elderly.

Friend: "What wireless company does your grandmother have?"
Other friend: "Consumer Cellular."
Friend: "Oh, I should have guessed."

by soowutthegreat May 18, 2021

dick consumer

someone who consumes 11 inch big black cocks on a daily basis

look at sally, she is such a dick consumer, i saw her abosulute eating jamals bbc.

by endangereddingus May 24, 2024