Conserve, consUerve, AND conservE

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Conserve, consUerve, AND conservE

by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025

Conserved Causality Theory

A variant of Preserved Causality, emphasizing causality as a conserved quantity analogous to energy, momentum, or charge. Conserved Causality suggests that in any physical process, the total causal order—the network of cause-effect relationships—remains invariant. You can transform it, redistribute it, but you cannot create or destroy causal connection. The theory provides a framework for thinking about time travel, quantum entanglement, and FTL without paradox: causality is conserved, so any apparent violation must be balanced elsewhere.

"Entanglement seems to violate causality—instant influence across space. Conserved Causality Theory says: maybe causality is conserved, like energy. The influence goes somewhere, does something, balances out. Not violation, but transformation. Causality isn't broken; it's just moved around."

by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026

contreversey

Multi-opinion public roasting wif regard to going da opposite of forward.

Two prime examples of "contreversey" might be citizens' wrath over a politician's disgraceful "backpedalling" on his professed viewpoints and/or promised actions, and similar up-in-arms wrangling regarding da volume and/or pitch of da backup-beepers on one or more vehicles in a particular area.

by QuacksO October 19, 2025

Constivacious

Constivacious (adjective)
Pronunciation: /kɒnstɪˈveɪʃəs/
Origin: 2013, TV interview with drag queen Constivacious Glemezzonnn originally spelled Gonstivacious

Definition:

1. (South African) Used to emphasize a strong, assertive, or impactful statement, often preceded by "Big Boss".

2.Describing an action done with flair, confidence, or a touch of sass.

3.Speaker 1 "Is pizza good?" Speaker 2 "Constivivi"

Example Sentences:
- "Big Boss, I'm constivaciously done with this traffic! 🚗💢"
- "She handled the presentation so constivaciously, Big Boss the sphinya's were wobbling they were left unconstivacious ! 😮"

**Variations:**
- Constivivi (interjection): Expresses strong agreement or approval.
- Constivaciously (adverb): Done with confidence and flair.
- Unconstivacious (adjective): Lacking assertiveness or impact.

by Adonis Sana December 31, 2025

fauxa-constrictor

A style of pleather that women and metrosexual men wear. It looks like snake skin but is really cheap and smelly PVC plastic that can't stay in the sun for too long.

Drunk guy 1: "Check out her boots! Is that rattlesnake?"
Drunk guy's girlfriend: "Nah, that's fauxa-constrictor! And why you lookin' at another woman fool?!"

by JonnyCarson December 9, 2008

Ninja Constrictors

Ninja constrictors are invisible ninjas that respond to thoughts and do only one person's bidding. Every time you kill one 2.35 appear in it's place. They are all around all the time, but they always spring behind you when you look for them.

Be careful what you think when you are around them, because they might respond even if you don't want them to.

*thought* Fuck Conan O'Brien, why is he so tall?
*Ninja Constrictors get busy ;) *

by theninjamaster January 2, 2010

Conviction Constriction

When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...

Mike: How was church bro?

Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!

by Nickyp August 6, 2014