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Confusion

To drive others crazy trying to make them figure out shit!
Mr Confusion is a confusing man
by Antonio November 14, 2003
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confession

Spilling your guts in the hope of divine forgiveness, possibly about spilling someone elses guts.
"I mutilated hoards but I'm sorry! Please let me into heaven."
by sachi D February 21, 2005
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Cross of Confusion

An early Roman symbol made to question the validity of the Christian Religion. The symbol consists of a broken cross with a dot in the middle and a sickle at the bottom.
by MotherOfTyme July 24, 2009
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Confessions of a Video Vixen

Controversial book written by Superhead, aka Karrine Steffans, noted dick-sucker and video-ho. Alot of rappers are mad, because she talks about how she gave them head and they don't want thier wives to find out. She keeps the identity of only one of the many rappers she sucked-up secret, she refers to him as "Papa" in the book. Many people are wondering who "Papa"is.
Book enthusiast 1: "Have you read 'Confessions of a Video Vixen' Yet?"
Book enthusiast 2: "Yes, I finally broke down and got it cuz it was on sale! I had to go take a shower after I read it, though! What a nasty slut!"
by nastina June 11, 2006
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Confusion

What happens when something (a cat, dog, or otherwise) steps/walks across the keyboard causing a jumble of letters usually without understandable words. Usually after this comes a reason for why it happened.
Typer One: "Hey so whats up?"
Typer Two: "Not much, you?"
Typer One: "Oh im doing findewfvguik,;p"
Typer Two: "What?"
Typer One: "Sorry my cat walked across the keyboard."
Typer Two: "Oh, okay...I was really confused..."
Typer One: "There shoudnt be any confusion, you know my cat does that..."
by Yazamin December 31, 2009
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cyberbullying confusion

when people who participate in a form of bullying online (usually on social networking sites) towards people they don't like suddenly stop and friend request the ones they tormented, resulting in confusing the hell out of the tormentee....
Girl: You know that girl that was insulting and threatening me for weeks?

(other girl nods)

Girl: Well, I checked my Facebook and the same girl sent a friend request to me....odd.....

Other girl: Looks like you're suffering from cyberbullying confusion there...
by Medusa Sphinx June 28, 2010
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two point conversion

Taking a break from watching a football game to take a shit, usually during half time, a commercial or while the game is paused on DVR.
I wanted to wait to half time but had to hit pause for a two point conversion after that huge bean burrito.
by Bobski27 September 12, 2010
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