roman candle assplosion

When your diarrhea assplosion continues in several second intervals blasting the toilet bowl like multiple shotgun blasts.

"My stomach was so messed up I lit up the crapper all morning with a roman candle assplosion."

by Sasafras68 February 23, 2009

Condescending

1. When a criminal goes down the steps.
2. Showing arrogance or superiority

It was a condescending condescending.

by PureValLiam September 4, 2014

Condesa

a trendy neighborhood in Mexico City. It has nice parks, lots of good restaurants and bars, and Art Deco buildings. Unfortunately, as a result, one finds many snooty Argentinians who either live there- five packed into a one bedroom apartment because they can't pay the rent-or work there at cafes, and walk around in between casting interviews for commercials pissing off the local population with their pseudo-European commentary on Mexicans and Mexico in general.

American: "Who is that blond bitch with the fake tan that's arguing with the waiter about the tab?"

Mexican: "Oh, it's just some Argentenian actor wanna be. They all have fake tans and are cheap. You'll get used to her after you've lived in the Condesa for about a week."

by SidewalksandStars May 15, 2009

coddle sesh

n.

a session of coddleing. sometimes on a friends couch. sometimes involving feelsy upsies and may lead to sticky insies when the proper coddle technique is applied.

we had a nice little coddle sesh, but i didnt stick it in.

by yea bro August 10, 2007

condell park

a suburb which shares the same postcode as bankstown. is known for terrorists and drive bys but is still considered the "good" side of bankstown.

ignorant person: i thought you were from bankstown?
me: hell no im from condell park!

by condell rules April 8, 2009

condescending ass bitch

someone who has the audacity to do the type of shit that people would beat her fucking ass for then acts like everyone doesn't tell her that and continues to act uppity and tells you that you're wrong. this person will do sooooo much annoying shit to you and 9/10 they live in a house with you. don't worry they're aren't really doing that well in anything really. sometimes she'll even be a fake ass bitch in public to and act like she doesn't do the shit that she does. and she'll lie so you better have your facts straight when you're telling a story.

*steals some shit from you then you find out but don't say shit then does some other stuid shit and whe you do something you have this convo* "why did you ________" "well you're always doing ______ to me" *and in your head you're thinking, "biiiiiiitch you did not just say that shit"*
"you are such a condescending ass bitch get the fuck up outta my face"

by imonlyonherewhenimannoyed May 7, 2016

redneck candle

set a beer can upside down, put diesel fuel in the concave surface on the bottom, and stick a cigarette butt partway in the fuel, letting it soak up a bit. light the cigarette butt and crack open a beer.

when i walked into his garage, there were redneck candles made from coors cans everywhere, and the daytona 500 was on tv.

by simplegr33n420 March 11, 2009