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a trendy neighborhood in Mexico City. It has nice parks, lots of good restaurants and bars, and Art Deco buildings. Unfortunately, as a result, one finds many snooty Argentinians who either live there- five packed into a one bedroom apartment because they can't pay the rent-or work there at cafes, and walk around in between casting interviews for commercials pissing off the local population with their pseudo-European commentary on Mexicans and Mexico in general.
American: "Who is that blond bitch with the fake tan that's arguing with the waiter about the tab?"

Mexican: "Oh, it's just some Argentenian actor wanna be. They all have fake tans and are cheap. You'll get used to her after you've lived in the Condesa for about a week."
Condesa by SidewalksandStars May 15, 2009
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condescending bitch 

Person who believes you need their help and cannot succeed on your own. Person who believes they are superior to you and offers help when they dont even have anything.
I'll take care of you when I get rich and sell my music. Right now im living off my husbands money. Response: i have more money than you, you condescending bitch.
condescending bitch by flexas January 28, 2014

condescending prick

A self-important person who thinks is way better than others morally, intellectually and emotionally.
Francis: Finally, my economic model is working. I have gotten all my impulse response functions nicely.
JeanPaul: How nice! But your model doesn't even have capital. Check my models, all of them have capital. I know it may be hard for you, but don't worry, one day you'll improve.

Francis: what a condescending prick!

Condescending Smiley Face 

Condescending Smiley Face - When someone uses a smiley-face in an obviously heated text-based argument in an attempt to seem 'better' or 'above' the other person.
e.g. of a Condescending Smiley Face: The context is an argument on youtube over something stupid. "If you'd actually read the date though you'd realise you're wrong :)"

condesplain 

To explain to a person with condescension. To assume you are more qualified to speak on a subject than a trained professional because of something you read on the Internet, or in a book, etc; or because of an assumption based on gender. (Including man/womansplaining).

Can be used as an umbrella or gender neutral term.
The antivaxxer condesplained to the doctor the dangers of the MMR vaccine based on a debunked paper.

Judy knew that men didn't know how to cook so she proceeded to condesplain a simple recipe to her coworker.

Condescending

Subtly showing that you feel superior to others. Is usually viewed as extremely douchey
Oh, I hate that kid. He's such a condescending piece of shit.
Condescending by mayanaze February 21, 2017

Condesplain 

Explaining something in the most long-winded and likely inaccurate way that a) was totally unsolicited and/or b) whoever you're telling definitely already knows (probably more about). Anyone can be a total asshole!
Don't condesplain my own name to me (I mean, unless you named me).
Condesplain by batnashdash July 27, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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