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Conan O'Brien 

(Noun) New host of 'The Tonight Show' replacing an older, lamer host that no one will ever really miss. Perhaps the biggest fear fans have put to rest since Conan's succession includes the retention of his wit, charm and childish antics.

Conan has since moved from New York to Los Angeles, California where he currently resides. That is until he replaces another less talented, even older, even lamer host.

(Adj) 'Conan O'Brien' could also be a man who fits the following criteria:
1. Tall
2. Pale
3. Handsome
4. Funny
5. Over 40
6. Irish and/or Catholic
7. Generous
8. Gracious

Truth be told every woman on earth secretly desires him and is kidding themselves if they deny it. Seriously...i see the conebone in my dreams when i go to sleep at night. As a matter of fact, I would totally be in favor of him changing his name to Conan O'Hotness. Actually, as of June 2009 that's his name now: Conan O'Hotness.
Me: "I want to fuck Conan O'Brien so hard!"

Some Idiot: "Are you kidding me? He's old enough to be your daddy."

Me: "Conan can be my daddy any day...bitch."
Conan O'Brien by thehuntress June 3, 2009
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Conan O'Brien 

Conan O'Brien sucks so very much. Conan O' Brien is such a douchbag!
Conan O'Brien by jsd9632 November 27, 2010

Conan O'Brien 

A very tall, very pasty colored man with red hair that defies gravity. Host of the best talk show on T.V., suck it Oprah.

Used when you see some one extremelly cool/clumsy/nerdy kid is spotted that you can't help but admire.
"Woah did you see that kid? I kind of want to punch him in the face."

"No way! Everyone does! He's such a Conan O'Brien."
Conan O'Brien by Hezuz Cristo March 1, 2009

Conan O'Brien 

The Johnny Carson of modern times. Conan really came into his own after his second banana, Andy Richter, left the show in the late 90s. O'Brien recieved the high honor of being the replacement to Jay Leno at the end of the decade. Famous characters from his show include Triumph the insult comedy dog and the masturbating bear.
"Right now its time to look....into the future!"
"The future Conan?"
"Yes that's right (enter guest's name here)! Its time to look all the way....to the year 2000!"
Conan O'Brien by Mike July 20, 2008

Conan O'Brien 

A Funny Albino Irish Roman Catholic Who iz Funnier Dan J Leno.
Did u C da Mini J Leno!? "LOL!"
Conan O'Brien by OLSKOO December 2, 2003

Conan Gray 

the dumbest person in the world with the biggest head but we love him anyways.
person A : wow, they're so annoying
person B : not as annoying as conan gray tho

conan o'brian

The funniest show known to mankind. Makes fun of Michael Jackson, Kirstie Ally, George Bush, Saddam Husein. You name it. This guy is the funniest man in the world, not only does he make fun of other people but himself. You can't not laugh at this guy. Especailly his Drummer Max Weinberg, when they have stare downs. Max's one liners kill me. Just watch the FUCKING show!!!
Conan O'Brian: ...and we have a wonderful show tonite, don't we Max?!
Max: uh...yeah...
Conan: Max... lay off the drugs
Max: will do Conan
conan o'brian by Splancer January 21, 2006