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OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder)

Clinical name for being a total d bag, most of the time.
Many automobile drivers have OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder). An example of OCDBD is not signaling before switching lanes.
by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2015
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compulsive flicking disorder

when a smoker is compelled to flick their cigarette after every hit
person a: let your ash get a little gray before flicking your cigarette
person b: i can't, i have compulsive flicking disorder
by junistsantiago December 16, 2010
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compulsize floozy

an ugly female who is addicted to sending gross pictures of her vagina. will get guys to do her homework for blow jobs.

there is a song that goes with it

oh please touch me there,
this is my pleasure square,
i get so much action there,
F, U, C, K,
suck it, blow it all the way !

it is usually seen by others as pathetic.
Nicole is such a compulsize floozy because she sends pictures of her vagina to people she doesnt even know

other person: hahahah ! pathetic.
by smackers February 28, 2009
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Circular compulsion disorder

For bitches to dress up to attratct males, attend a social venue, then feel compelled to stand in a cricle the whole night and talk to no one and blow off guys-matheu wright
Those girls standing there have a circular compulsion disorder.
by Sananahmad May 25, 2014
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Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID)

When you feel the need to forward a just received joke, picture or video to your friends (not to the sender, of course). To be unable to keep the received medium just for you.
Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.
This Christmas joke card is so great. It fits perfectly to John: Sent!

Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.
by ThePhysopher December 22, 2018
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compulsive torx-bit saver

A do-it-yourselfer who never discards the little screwdriver-tips that come in boxes of torx deck-screws, even though there's always a fresh bit included in every box of screws.
My buddies jokingly call me a compulsive torx-bit saver because I don't throw out still-usable screwdriver-tips from boxes of screws, but I figger that, hey --- I already paid for the tips when I bought the screws, so why not save them in case I need one to use with other screws in the future?
by QuacksO October 1, 2018
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Compulsive Brian Lynch disorder

When one feels the need to constantly tense and flex their muscles in a manner to look big and strong
Agh dude that guy totally has compulsive Brian Lynch disorder (cbld)
by Habakcbakag April 12, 2019
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