Colon Birth

Taking a massive shit. Passing a turd so big you contemplate having a mid-wife there to assist with delivery.

I may need stitches after that colon birth.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2018

bashful colon

Condition whereby one is unable to defecate in any sort of public bathroom, or in someone else's home.

After Roberta (and her bashful colon) spent a week in Cancun with her new boyfriend, upon returning to her apartment, she took the largest crap of her life.

by Surlygirl July 13, 2006

Colon baby

When one takes such a massive dump that all the crap, along with air, leaves with such force that it creates a super vacuum. This results in the colon and/or other organs being shat out, or "given birth" to.

"Oh my god, call 911, I just had a colon baby."

by megustaYOURFACE September 18, 2012

Colon burger

Deep meaty fart, coming from the depths of your colon. Typically foul smelling and hearty.

Shannon walked over and dropped a real colon burger, stunk up the whole area.

by slick slappy January 12, 2015

d colon

D:

Racism is evil. d colon!

by dcolonization May 6, 2022

Colon-bowlin'

A term for anal sex.

I went colon-bowlin' with Bruce last night.

by Slam-a-lam-a-ding-ding-ding-dong September 12, 2008

colon demon

The mythical creature that gives flatulence a toxic odor

The colon demon is haunting you hardcore today, my friend!

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005