Colonial Heights

A small city in Virginia composed of 97% white people, 2% black, and 1% asian/other.

Nicknames:
"Colonial Whites"
"CH"
"CW"

Colnial Heights Resident 1: When's the last time you seen a nigger in this town man?

Colonial Heights Resident 2: It's been a minute man.

by Nordan Jorris December 9, 2008

Colonial

An adjective used to describe any person, event, or organization that is associated with excessive alcohol consumption. Derived from the fact that in colonial times approximately three times as much liquor was consumed, per capita, by the population of the United States.

“Damn Ruddy, why you gotta go colonial all the time?”
“That frat is so fucking colonial”

by Luke and Dennis January 5, 2009

Colonialist

When a white person fancies or wants to have sexual relations with a person of another race.

"Katy only dates Indian guys"
"She is such a colonialist"

by Drake is too real April 25, 2014

colonial

a term used in britain to refer to an american person, derived from the british colonies in america.

Dumb: Hey, What nationality do you think those people are over there?

Dumber: They're colonials you dumb bastard.

by qwertyuiop737 February 24, 2009

Colónize

To ruin something by discovering it for the white people. From Cristóbal Colón. who opened the Western Hemisphere to conquest in 1492.

We got to watch Miley Cyrus totally colónize twerking

by Leslie Doppler September 14, 2017

The Reverse Colonial

In Colonial times, it wasn't considered gay if a man was a top in sexual intercourse between two men. This was regarded as a normal, heterosexual act.

But The Reverse Colonial refers to a man being on bottom in sexual intercourse between two men and him (and possibly only him) not considering it to be anything but heterosexual.

Mike: You slept with Todd last night!? And you were on bottom!? How gay you are!

Pete: No, totally straight and junk. Remember the Reverse Colonial?

Mike: Nice!

(hi-fives commence).

by Mark Alfredo July 18, 2009

celebrity colonialism

Superstars (like the doofusy-looking 'supercouple' Brangelina), deciding to go to poor countries (like Namibia, not Muritania, foos!), to fulfill their super-sized egos (to have their daughter -- full supername 'Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt Bramz Zahara'-- delivered by C-section)!

Eat the super-rich!

That is what you get when a Hollywoodized mundo-trash Thirdworld country thinks it can be made famous by two baby-mongering celebtards like Brad Pitt and his whoreney wife Angelina Jolie (I wonder if these names are even their born-with names?), go strutting across its dirty streets... what neogonzojournalists has called 'celebrity colonialism'!

by hammer---;, hytham May 15, 2007