Señor clenchy

an adult male person whom gets extremely irritated to the point when their butt cheeks begin to clench due to increasing rage from discomfort, situational pressure, constant annoyances etc.

Person A: I can’t FUCKING find it!
Person B: it’s in there keep looking!
Person A: YOU COME LOOK BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO GODDAMN SQUAT ANYMORE!!!
Person B: it’s right there, under that stuff that’s behind the big box, can’t you see it??
Person A: DAMN IT I GIVE UP, YOU GET IT THEN!!!!!!
Person b: HAHAHA SEÑOR CLENCHY!!

by Gun colector February 1, 2018

Cafe Codename

Noun.

The name a coffee shop puts on your drink. It’s so scrambled you can use it as your spy name.

Barista: “order for Alyssa :)”

The cup: U-H-L-I-S-U-H

Alyssa: My cafe codename goes hard. What is yours Bella?

Belle: beilauh :(

by finnrmyman November 26, 2022

opening the advent calendar

A nickname for masturbation during DDD.

Hey man, it's day 3 of DDD, I'm opening the advent calendar, gonna bust it.

by peepee poopoo shoe December 2, 2019

The Cock Calendar

The calendar for people who can't survive No Nut November

Jump Bones January
Four Finger February
Masturbation March

Anal April

Mating May

Jack off June
Juicy July

Asshole August
Sex September
Oral October
Nut November
Dick December

"Liah it's No Nut November :("
"Not according to The Cock Calendar it isn't ;))"
"Cock calendar?"
"A glorious calendar made by @bri_loves_badgers and @_stonecoldcrazy_ on instagram"

by ClinkClinkBitch November 2, 2019

sphincter clencher

It means when something is a tense moment, your ass tightens up. So a 'close call' is called 'puckering your asshole'

"This project is really a sphincter clencher. I don't know if we're going to make it on time."

by 4tw March 28, 2008

Calen

often used as a boy name but calen's that are girls are louder than life. Always giving out advice. They are the sweetest people you will ever meet and incredibly attractive. Calen is very emotional but always knows how to be strong when she needs to be

I'll ask Calen what to do!

by kloslexi September 6, 2017

Christian Calendar

The way in which some Christian churches envision and celebrate the 365/366 day year. Sunday begins the week, every week. Emphasis is given to Christian holy days rather than secular holidays

The Christian Calendar begins with the first Sunday in Advent (the four weeks before Christmas) and moves through Christmas, Epiphany, Ordinary Time, Lent (the 40 days, other than Sundays, before Easter), Easter, and Ordinary Time. Other special days within the Christian Calendar celebrate and draw attention to specific events in the life of Jesus Christ and/or the Church over the millenia. These include: Baptism of the Lord, Transfiguration of the Lord, Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday, Maundy Thursday, Good Friday/Holy Friday, Ascension of the Lord, Day of Pentecost, Trinity Sunday, All Saints' Day, and Christ the King.

On the Christian Calendar Easter is a season instead of just one day.

by scubarev May 2, 2006