Singing Coldplay

When someone pisses themselves. (i.e - referring to the song Yellow)

Barry was so drunk last night he was singing Coldplay in bed last night.

Yeah I know. The dirty bastard.

by Litre Kay August 16, 2011

Coldplayer

Taken from the name of the band...meaning someone who is very boring, bland, uninteresting, unexciting, whiney and unimaginative, but whom everyone seems to like on the surface as it would be uncool not to like him.

Following the coldplayers like stupid herds of sheep cuz everyone else seems to be doing/liking something.

by MissyM May 6, 2005

ColdPlay

When you 'play' with yourself, while your genitals are below average body temperature.

In the winter, I have no option but to ColdPlay with my self.

by FortOfDoom January 24, 2015

Coldplay

Foreplay performed on a sex partner who is not in the mood, not feeling well, still sleeping, or otherwise non-responsive to romantic overtures.

"Oh, hon. I love making love with you, but no matter how much coldplay you perform, I'm just exhausted and want to sleep some more, OK?"

by Chad5500 May 23, 2014

coldplaying

Quoting "when you try your best but you don't succeed" at any given relavent opportunity

Coldplaying someone

Stephen - *struggles to open a jam jar*
Louise - "When you try your best but you don't succeed"

by Louiselouise01 September 16, 2016

Coldplaying

Suddenly, obviously, and awkwardly trying to dip out of a camera or video shot.

"Did you see that couple on the kiss cam try to duck out of getting caught in 4k? Straight Coldplaying, it was hilarious!"

by Mr. Shroom July 18, 2025

Coldplaying

Being cheated on by your partner in a way that feels really sad and dramatic — like something out of a Coldplay breakup song, especially “Fix You.”

“He said he was working late, but he was Coldplaying her at the club.”

“She’s out with her ‘study buddy’ again? Girl’s out here Coldplaying her boyfriend hard."

“I found out he was cheating while ‘Fix You’ played on the radio. That’s Coldplaying.”

by RadioPerolito July 18, 2025