Calden

The most thickeat person, you can meet, He did this him self, And didnt even write anything good about himself.

Other than tha, He is a cute person :D

Calden is thick, But cute ;)

by Cadzter July 28, 2012

coleenification

coleenification to be coleened; the process a woman of sub-par attractivness undergoes when her finacial situation shifts favourably resulting in her increasing in attractiveness. Taken from the name of wayne rooney's wife coleen rooney.

mate she is bare fit

nah blud she is well coleened, rough as under that

coleenification

by cuntfeatures March 8, 2009

colten

a little man with little hands an a little dick

look at that colten kid he is so short

by mr. big dick rick April 2, 2020

Condensation Handshake

Soon after interacting with or handling a condensed surface more than likely, but not limited to, a cold beverage, and then proceeding to shake someone's hand.

I was waiting for my interview to start while sipping on my iced coffee from DunkBucks, when the manager came through the door to greet me. I placed the iced coffee down from my right hand, and gave him a stern condensation handshake. I saw his grimace when our two hands met, and I just knew this would affect my chances of getting the job. The interview proceeded with some obvious awkwardness as I didn't get a chance to mention the reason why my hand was wet. Maybe he thought I just washed my hands? Perhaps he thinks I find it sexually attractive that enjoy pissing on my hands and shaking random stranger's hands? Whatever the case may have been, I finished the interview with the best of my abilities, but sadly did not get the job. I look back on this time everyday of my life and think, "what if?" as the condensation handshake was really the underlying reason I didn't get the job. It's okay though, I never truly lost my fated destiny for a career at DunkBucks. Thanks DunkBucks, you're my only friend.

by AlimonyBob October 30, 2015

coldnipacy

The state of cold nipples.

Dang the coldnipacy in here is insane.

by PennHillsBoyz December 20, 2016

colderness

When something is cold enough for one to be at a loss of words.

Sarah: "Let's go in the water!"
Cole: "Nah, it's colder than COLDERNESS"

by Cole M May 31, 2016

Colten is bad at games

An insult referring to the toxic castle maining rainbow six siege player SavageShark546.

Austin: Heyyyyy did you see my 1 man feed??

Elisha: COLTEN IS BAD AT GAMES!!!!!

Austin: Dafuq?

by ZMan501st April 17, 2018