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Listening to Coldplay with the Bois

An excuse to give your girlfriend/s.o. so you can go out and cheat with your head of HR mistress.
Works great if you're a CEO of a company.
"Hey babe, where are you? You havent been responding to my calls/texts."

"Oh baby I'm just out listening to Coldplay with the bois! I'll be back soon."
by Mrs.Nezbit2294 July 18, 2025
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Coldplayer

Is what fans of the British Alternative Rock Band Coldplay call themselves.
and with great pride.

Coldplayers are usually as mellow as the music they listen to and are usually also fond of Oasis Radiohead, U2, Jeff Buckley, The Beatles and Nirvannah.

Hardly one to pick a fight, but quick to defend the music they love, Coldplayers are usually at least marginally good looking and intelligent, friendly, compassionate folk, especially amongst their fellow coldplayers.

Just dont insult their music or one of them might punch you in the zipper.
Girl on the Bus: Man I cant wait for the concert on the 4th I saved up to see them for sooo long.

Guy on the Bus: Who are you going to see?

Girl otb: Coldplay, they're so amazing. I'm a hardcore fan, Ive got all their cds and a 3 t-shirts

Guy otb: Aww... I was going to go but I had to spend the money on my grandmas funeral expenses.

Girl otb: Thats so sad! Ill tell you what, you can come with me!

Guy otb: Your so sweet, thankyou so much.

Random Douchebag: Coldplay suck, listen to some REAL music, like Metal and hardcore shit.. like Slipknot

Guy: hey man dont be a music fascist, chill out.

Random Douchebag: Coldplay is GAY!!!

Girl on the bus: *sparta kicks Douchebag in the nuts and off the moving bus. "Dont fuck with a Coldplayer, asshole!"
by ajaxxxx January 28, 2010
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coldplayception

A Coldplayer's unmistakeable feeling that the number 42 follows them around in every aspect of life.

Though I suppose it's more than just a feeling, IT'S TRUTH.
when you randomly look at a Coldplay tagged post and it has 42 notes - COLDPLAYCEPTION!.
by glassesofwater July 26, 2011
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coldplayerism

Something a guy who hates coldplay descirbes. They try to make Chris Martin(Married to Gwenyth Paltrow btw) seem bad when really they are so jealous of Coldplays amazingness.
Every tear every tear is a waterfall
Coldplay stole that ! And don't start being a coldplayerism
Shut up, They are amazing, Go die in a freakin' hole!
by applepinerd November 16, 2011
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Closet Coldplayer

a Coldplayer who secretly loves Coldplay.

This person will listen to Coldplay and love it but deny that feeling due to the fact that they think, the very wrong fact, that Coldplay is supposedly gay.

They will deny the fact that they like the music but when played they will sing along, tap their foot, or any other action that shows their likeness to it.
Jim says that he hates Coldplay but with tapping his foot and humming the beat, i can tell that he is a closet Coldplayer
by Coldplay Jockey November 18, 2010
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Cold Play Fan

1.A person who excessively wears beanies and would probably climb Mount Everest
Roman is such a Cold Play Fan, sometimes I wish he’d just take off his beanie and reveal his hair.
by Boopityscoopity February 5, 2019
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Coldplayed

When a good song gets overplayed on the radio. Named after Coldplay's 2008 song Viva La Vida.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard the song Hey Soul Sister?
Person 2: Of course I have, that song has totally been Coldplayed.
by Kotsop December 22, 2010
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