Cog☆

A rise of nations admin who often says sex and is pretty cool overall

Cog☆ Is a pretty cool admin

by OriginalUser_names September 25, 2020

Cog

Someone who’s a workaholic and can’t take a joke.

Originating from the antagonists of the same name from the online video game ToonTown Online.

Harold: Hey man wanna go out to Delco’s?
John: Sure, but I have to finish my work.
Harold: I deleted everything off your computer. Sorry!
John: What?! Are you FUCKING SERIOUS! I WILL BEAT YOUR SHIT!
Harold: Don’t be a cog man, just take a break.

by Justicewithtacosandweed November 15, 2019

cog slot

A really cruel insult created by Dan Avidan of Game Grumps.

Dan: "You fucking cog slot!"

by Fort J-5 November 13, 2023

Drop a cog

The act of straining so hard you get a hernia in you ball sack and you look like one ball is bigger and lower than the other

Fuck me, you might drop a cog lifting that heavy arsed mofo

by Hairy wheelbarrow November 14, 2023

Cog

Cat Dog hybrid

I have a pet cog

by rfgfbchenivmjyghrfojngtyhtyjth August 14, 2020

Cog

Short for "cog in the machine" essentially implying that the individual is a slave to their society/situation not self aware, boring or common.

synonyms include: sheep, normie, plebs.

God Toby Flenderson is such a cog sometimes!

by lemonlimespine May 30, 2018

Cog Haircut

The haircut of a person who has been influenced by their superiors at their place of work to only have the most basic of all haircuts. This is because they act as a cog in the machine and all that matters is their labor, not their personality. Children who go to schools with a strict dress code may also have Cog Haircuts.

Friend 2: Ayo your homie’s hair looks like ass.
Friend 1: Yeah his boss only lets him have that Cog Haircut.

by stalepork6 May 28, 2021