cocksackenol

(Pronounced Cock-Sack-An-All) A pharmaceutical compound developed by Paul Reubens, also known as the infamous "Pee Wee Herman". This drug was developed mainly for fruitcakes or unsuspecting prison inmates. Mr Reubens reccomends using it as a suppository on unsuspecting young males between the ages of 12 and 73. His claim is that a good dose of cocksackenol is mandatory when symptoms are present. Symptoms include, being straight, fear of fruitcakes, extreme hate for Ricky Martin or George Michael. Also anyone who is gay would benefit from this wonder phallic.....oops i mean drug. Inmates in prison use it rather freely on fresh fish and do not follow proper dosing and usage guidelines reccommended by the PDR and the DSM iv.

That boy over there is dancing with Adam Fucking Lambert, wait till i give him a healthy amount of cocksackenol he will totally forget who adam lambert is after i dose his ASS up!.

by mikebirdlefthandAKAseanburke January 7, 2011

cockswangling

When you violently masturbate with your penis, sometimes even leading to mutilation.

I had to go to the hospital because I was cockswangling.

His cockswanglation lead to his transplant.

You should never cockswangle.

by Captain Drunk Pirate Snorty May 2, 2014

cockslanging

When one whips there cock around while urinating, causing urine to spread everywhere

“Yesterday I was cockslanging and some piss went in my mouth”

by Bootyconsumer16 November 27, 2017

Cocksmack

The alienator aka Quweefer.. Thinks his shit doesn't stink and accusses you of doing what he is best at.... But doesn't know what he did so wrong.... Snatches kids..

"I don't know.... What did I do???" Says the cocksmack

by StarSmAsh April 29, 2021

cocksmack

The act of giving head whilst laying down; where one partner in a sexual scenario lays down and the other places their cock onto the other's mouth, repeatedly pounding them.

"Dude, what's your favorite position?"
"Any, as long as I'm getting cocksmacked!"

by LoadingNickel79 June 11, 2022

cockslangdong

The middle between cock and dong is slang. If you slang it you bang it. ¿Por que? Because you can.

Damn that boy is a hell of a cockslangdong. Cauch-sla-ngu-dong

by Cockslangdong creator June 18, 2022

Cockshack

A slang term for a woman’s vagina, which tastefully straddles the intersection of vulgar, confusing and hilarious.

Female usage: I just got my cockshack waxed and my ass looks great in these jeans… let’s go out, take tequila shots and see what happens!

Male usage: Yeah, I pulled a sloppy drunk chick from the bar last night, who was slurring something about jamming my “meat wagon” in her “cockshack”. Turns out, that means exactly what it sounds like 👍🏻

by L@zyT3xan August 14, 2023