Cockfrost

Noun.

1) The condition contracted by a man's penis subsequent to a prolonged duration of time during which coitus has been completely lacking. Said period of celibacy may be externally imposed (due to continual failure to get laid despite best efforts) or self-enforced (a deliberate abstention from sexual activity for various and unexplained reasons).

2) Noun used to describe a refusal of sex by a male to his partner, generally to punish said partner for perceived or actual wrongdoing. However, due to man's extreme inability to successfully refrain from sex when offered it, this condition is extremely rare indeed, and typically only lasts for a matter of minutes or hours before thawing occurs.

1): - "Hey, what's up with Matt? He's walking funny."
- "Yeah, the poor chap hasn't had his leg over in 8 months"
- "Shit, he must be suffering from some serious cockfrost"

"I've been sexually abstinent now for over a week and am beginning to experience the first clinical signs of cockfrost."

2): Sarah: "Come on Rob darling, I said I was sorry, please can we have make-up sex?"
Rob: "No Sarah, because of your inconsiderate transgression I shall now be withholding sex from you."
Sarah: (sighs) "I guess Rob has cockfrost again."

5 minutes later:

Rob: "Ok, consider yourself forgiven."

by Ontology Mustard September 15, 2010

dick faced cockmaster

1) one who implies that the reciever of such a statement is in fact a homosexual who isnt very nice

Shut the fuck up you dick faced cockmaster

by sheezy boy February 14, 2003

Cockmonster

A man usually with a beard and crooked teeth who loves to perform felatio on other males. The cock monster is a sub species of homo cock suckus.

Man this guy at a bar just got beat with a high heel.

He probably tried to steal that chicks boyfriend.

Yeah what a cockmonster

by Lifeofriley55 April 22, 2011

Cockholster

Having sex so much that there is a dick in you more often than anything else. It in there so much that you are really no more than a holster for someones cock.

I hear that she's a real slut, that cockholster.

by Gerald Duval, Compositeur February 5, 2003

cockmaster general

Like a cockmaster, but on the grandest scale possible.

Stop pissing around you cockmaster general.

by Pete October 18, 2004

Cockroach King

A song from the 2013 album "The Mountain" by British progressive metal band Haken.
The song is the most popular song in their discography and is considered by many to be their best.

"The Cockroach King sits on his throne, with a Midas Touch and a heart of stone."

by Pastek December 11, 2019

Cocknostril

The opening at the end of the penis. 2. When your best friend turns into a nagging fucking whining bitch, he/she becomes this. 3. A failed attempt at being human.

"Dude, I think my cocknostril is infected...

"Shut up man, you're turning into a cocknostril".

Person 1: "Hey look at that homeless bum!"

Person 2: "Yeah, that guy's a cocknostril."

by Ubersturmbannfuhrer Donitz February 19, 2010