n. A horrible penile problem. You start to have unsightly roaches on your cock, often causing immense itching and/or unexpected orgasms. A very common STD, only gay men get it because women don't get them.
a. To be cockroached
a. To be cockroached
by iThink February 19, 2008
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Refering to the fact: when a cockroach's head is seperated from body, the body will still function for days.
Refering to the fact: when a cockroach's head is seperated from body, the body will still function for days.
mating candidade 1:
see that girl over on the dance floor, i'd like to tickle her schnicle...
mating candidate 2:
not worth the trip man, she's a cockroach.
see that girl over on the dance floor, i'd like to tickle her schnicle...
mating candidate 2:
not worth the trip man, she's a cockroach.
by concrete general October 30, 2007
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When your partner frantically stabs at your balls with their heels while you try to escape under the bed.
by Willa Zea September 2, 2008
Get the cockroaching mug.Some joey random walks into your house or place of business and needs to take a shit.. they proceed to do so and end up bussing the pan so bad that the WC looks like a bombsite and the damage is sooo severe that it has even killed the cockroach!
Also see bussing the pan for more!
Also see bussing the pan for more!
by The boy fletch October 8, 2007
Get the killed the cockroach mug.Cockroach paste is a common homemade paste that many people make, it involves grinding up cockroaches and chucking them in a blender. Many famous people including famous Indian Quora users Reyansh Manish Akshay, Rahval Bahavat Agnihorti Pateli, Mpasa Onwuateugwu and the famous Sudanese Governor Sabaray Abiduku. Cockroach paste involves setting up traps around your bins and around your toilet seat. These traps will help capture these Cockroaches and once you have collected say 3,562 cockroaches you should be able to chuck them in your dungeon for 3 years and 45 days or if you prefer in your freezer for 1 year and 87 days. Once you take the cockroaches out from your dungeon or freezer you to grind them up in a mortar and pestle for approx 53 minutes and 32 seconds. This will allow the cockroaches to be perfect for blending. Once you have blended your cockroaches for about 7 mins and 39 seconds you can take them out. You need to make sure that the mixture is solid enough to eat with a spoon but also liquidy enough to put in a drink.
Student: Just made some Cockroach paste after roasting my cockroaches in the dungeon for 3 years and 45 days.
Whole School: DAYE GEHHHHH!
Whole School: DAYE GEHHHHH!
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I feel this is a better term than thot.
I feel this is a better term than thot.
That girl over there keeps trying to get me to fuck her in the bathroom and won't take no for an answer , what a cockroach.
by Snickers mcock August 6, 2019
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