cockerism

When your dick starts spinning faster than a helicopter's blades, causing you to fly into the air with unlimited power.

Bystander 1: "Oh my god, Billy's having a cockerism!

Bystander 2: "It looks like his dick is going 9000 miles per hour!"

by TheCockerist April 15, 2017

Cockpermit

The act of enabling people to screw.

Opposite of cockblock.

“He’s such a cockpermit — he turned on sexy music and left the room.”

by Incrediboyman December 7, 2018

ball cocker

a term mistakenly used by a person trying to cover up the work cock blocker when litte kids are near.

kyasia was with her friends running home after meeting guy.

" madeline, your such a cock blocker"
" shut up kyasia , there is a little kid around"
"sorry , i mean ball cocker."

by jnastyx3 February 8, 2010

cockference

when two guys have a man meeting

dude 1: dude, i heard you and woman broke up.
dude 2: yeah, i'm really bummed.
dude 1: all right, meet me in a half an hour for a cockference.

by be_dop_bop_man June 12, 2011

cockforbrains

someone with no brains whatsoever and has there mind on cock (not including straight guys); someone who is a comeplete retard and can't do jack shit about it

"I can't believe your gay you cockforbrains idiot!" or "You don't know anything you fucking cockforbrains moron!"

by Bob snider May 19, 2006

Cockfarmer

one who sows the seeds of cock over the fields

xxxxx is a cockfarmer!

by hound January 16, 2004

The orville red n' cocker

When you and someone special are at a movie, discretely cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag, and proceed to string your erect penis through the hole. When she/he reaches for the popcorn they will get more than a handful, hopefully. From there the obligation is implied and butter is the lube.

Dan was a lonely schmuck, but got a date with Nicole anyway, at the movie he used The Orville red n' cocker, reliable yet ballsy , making the large worth the seven dollars.

by Kevin Getzewich March 9, 2008