Cockcoon

Where fat peoples dicks are held in unless summoned

Girl #1: the guy I fucked last night had a Cockcoon
Girl #2: wot?

Girl #1: he was fat... and his dick had to come out of metamorphosis

by The biggest loser April 18, 2018

Cockboozled

It means bamboozled but in reference to penises.

I have been cockboozled

by 000iiii March 19, 2018

Cockbooger

That little dribble of cum on the tip of your penis after a male orgasm.

Man after I jerked off I still had a cockbooger on my dick when I went to put my underwear back on. Shit's everywhere!

by ClitCommander May 30, 2018

Cockadoodledo

The action of a verb/noun expressing the act of drawing or writing with the help of one's penis on a surface, preferably snow.
Often misunderstood to be the sound produced by roosters.

Noun - I drank too much beer, it's time for a cockadoodledo under the stars.
Verb - What are you cockadoodledoing on your bedsheets? Maps of Europe?

by HiraetHome December 20, 2018

Cockadoodledoo

The sound farmers hate to wake up to so they grab their shotgun, put in their mouth, and shoot.

Cockadoodledoo!

Farmer:Shut up you settle shit *POW*

by Little-Idiot December 31, 2018

cockadoodlenoodle

When a male wakes up with lack of morning wood.

God damnit linda, I can’t fuck this morning.. I have a case of the cockadoodlenoodle.

by Tater-teeth March 11, 2019

cockadoodledoo

doodle to face

ohmy, he's just cocked a doodle to the face,

cockadoodledoo

by Amunny June 25, 2020