cob hair

The hair surrounding a person's anus.

Man, that chick's cob hair looks like a forest!

by Nutbuster March 31, 2012

cob-bee

a cob-bee is an annoying ass bee that won't leave you alone when you are smokin ganja with your buddy in the forest.

stoner 1: dude pass the ganj.

stoner 2: god damn this fucking bee won't leave me alone!

stoner 1: go away cob-bee!

stoner 1 & 2: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

by annonymous burnout October 21, 2008

Cob mentality

American government policies of heavily subsidizing corn production

Cob mentality of the government leads to corn availability at prices lower than production cost. The food industry likes to use this cheap, high fructose corn syrup in all processed foods increasing chronic disease burden.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020

twat on the cob

someone who is being an utter dick
frowned upon by society

You seen that connor jennett?

Yeh, complete twat on the cob

by hazzaThatsLol December 2, 2009

pwn on a cob

1. The nutritious delicious foodstuff consumed almost primarily by geeks, allowing said geek to gain supreme pwnage powers - not for the n00b hearted. (Also prevents constipation).

2. Serious pwnage delivered swiftly witout mercy to several n00bs at any one time.

hey fellow quester, I just had some uber pwn on a cob.

all those n00bs just got some uber pwn on a cob by that lv38 mage.

by not something geeky April 23, 2007

Finger Cobbing

A sexual act where holding a cob of corn is simulated by inserting between one and three fingers into the mouth, and either the vagina or anus.

Veronique got finger cobbed at the hot-house party! She totes loves finger cobbing.

by Beryl January 1, 2017

Life on the Cob

Living in the rural corn lands (Pennsylvania, Illinois, Kansas, etc.)

New Yorker: Wow, I love it here in rural Pennsylvania! I feel like I’m fending for my life!

Pennsylvanian: Well, that’s the way it is here. Life on the cob isn’t easy.

by toucansandfish March 18, 2023