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Clyde torres

Wordplay on the word clitoris. Back before cellphones were so ubiquitous. It was fun to go to airports and have this "person" paged…
Airport paging system announcement: clyde torres, please meet your party at the entrance to the conley ingus food court. Concourse. Co
by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021
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Clyde

mid-17C-19C Someone who bangs random girls, and dodges/runs from them afterwards.
1920s+ an older homosexual man, usu. one who supports a young lover.
1930s-60s a passive homosexual; a tramp's young homosexual companion.
1960s (US Prison/Und.) the rich backer of a large-scale crime.
1970s (US Gay/prison) a victim of sexual aggression.
mid-17C-19C Did you see that guy? He was definitely a Clyde. Why would he bang a random girl?!
by The Definitonator December 13, 2017
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clyde

clyde is the n-word god of dicord he was a hero and was the best trap of birdies discord server he is also the best big boy
why? because he likes jojo's jevil porn anf being the best trap in the universe
by redthefuckingidiot December 17, 2018
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Clyde

Clyde is a lazy guy who only ever thinks about girls. He's smart but doesn't put effort into his work so he's always failing. He keeps flirting with girls even after they reject him and tell him to leave them alone. Clyde says very cringy things like pickup lines constantly. A Clyde hates negativity.
"He keeps flirting with her but she has a boyfriend"

"That's Clyde for you."
by NeoCityNonsense November 23, 2021
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Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
by anonymous October 17, 2021
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Bonnie and Clyde

Watching their movies you will see truly how hot they were and will make you very jealous for their romantic link.
by Happy Christian September 30, 2020
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Clyde

Sucks enormous amounts of man meat loves to get pounded by Floyd in the back office. And has a smoking hot sister that I would bang tell her teeth fell out
Clyde is gay
by Kekdndndo November 26, 2019
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