clipping the hedges

To trim your nose hair.

Grace: you excited for that party?
Lindsey: Yeah, but I’ll need to clip the hedges first.
Grace: I would never go to a party without clipping the hedges.

by Rocklicker December 31, 2017

Clipped the cigar

When taking a poop and you pinch off too soon thus making a mess on your bum.

Ah man, that was a messy wipe, I clipped the cigar.

by schissler June 17, 2018

Clipp

Opposite of Hawrkdinthwaite, something that sucks, something poo

Jennifer Lopez: this place iz clipp
Samuel L Jackson: tru tru.
2pac: I’m fockin alive nigga
Biggie smalls: Same
Clifford Smith: I’ll fucking sew ur asshole shut and keep feeding u, and feeding u, and feeding u
Jennifer Lopez: Esket outta here, dis place is clipp, dis place is clipp
Léance Madelin: beat em up

by Mr Turgeon December 13, 2018

Clappan

An old English word meaning to beat or to throb

He’s clappan his meat. Or his meat is clappan.

by Seymour Harrison August 22, 2019

Clappanoid

Someone who plays Fortnite in 2020.

Person 1: “I saw Jimbo playing fortnite yesterday!”

Person 2: “What a clappanoid!”

by Jimbotron42969 January 1, 2020

clipping device

anything you use to take videos of someone

“Look Tyler is about to dunk on him”
“Wait let me pull out the clipping device”

by digbickdee January 22, 2020

clipple

When an old ladies boobs hang so low her nipple and clit become one

Oh yeah, Harold, lick my clipple

by Sarcia26 June 20, 2020