JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME

Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li

"Bro, sophie gave me the best jean claude van damme experience of my life!"

by Bruce ri March 17, 2021

Claude

Claude is the type of person that hurts your best friend so you hate him.

Anon: wow that guys a dick.

Anon2: yeah that's Claude hes a dick.

by Coconut554 September 8, 2021

Claud

Someone who always lights up the room and never fails to make everyone happy. A niche sort of friend that only comes around once in a lifetime, but when you meet a Claud, you'll want to stick around and create lifelong bonds as that may be the coolest person you'll meet. Sure they might have the flaws that every friend has, but Claud here is different. Claud will always be the highlight of your day; and if not YOUR day, definitely someone else's.

Claud isn't a single-serve-friend, they're someone you wanna keep around!

by mfomari March 27, 2025

Claude

A total shit-head with two thirds of his tiny dick shoved in his personality.
Will probably manipulate you and leave you cos he toxic as fuck, but then comes back like he's an obsessed bitch.

"My boyfriend left me even though I did nothing wrong!"
"Sheesh, sounds like a Claude to me."

by SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE March 10, 2022

Claude

Claude is the main character of Grand Theft Auto III, a video game made by Rockstar Games in 2001. A silent protagonist, he doesn't say a word and just does as he's told. He was first seen in 1992, running an illegal racing ring in San Andreas. After he loses the garage to Carl Johnson, he moves to Liberty City with his girlfriend, Catalina. While robbing a bank in 2001, Claude is betrayed and shot in the face by Catalina, leaving him to be arrested. While being taken to jail, the Callahan Bridge is destroyed by a bomb set by the Colombian Cartel, allowing Claude and a fellow inmate known as 8-Ball to escape. After finding a hideout and getting situated in the city, Claude swears to get his revenge on Catalina.

Claude. A character so badass, he doesn't need to speak to get his point across.

by Some guy on UD August 28, 2020

Claude

the mute lad from gta3 and san andreas innit

"..." -claude
"*cough*" -claude
"..." "dude you're such a claude"

by MethAndGatorade July 9, 2019

Claud cove

Claud cove syndrome is a disease that is where you cant stop saying claud cove and is VERY contagious

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by richardxclaudcove March 19, 2023