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The Claud

the act of excreting via flatulent in one's pants, then fornicating with an unknowing extremely unlucky partner. After completing copulation one throws one's soiled underpants in the face of the unfortunate victim and exclaims "You just got Clauded, bitch!".
Jack Worden: Dude, guess what surprise present I got my girlfriend for her birthday.

Don Claud: Did you give her the shartshow special?

(laughter)

Jack Worden: Yeah man, that bitch felt the wrath of the Claud!

(the two embrace and the the celebratory bro handshake ritual occurs)
by the hood rat September 5, 2011
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Claude Kane III

Do you know about Radioactive Man's secret identity? His real name is actually Claude Kane III!
by FlyGlitch January 8, 2022
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Claude

Claude is the type of person that hurts your best friend so you hate him.
Anon: wow that guys a dick.

Anon2: yeah that's Claude hes a dick.
by Coconut554 September 8, 2021
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Claud

Someone who always lights up the room and never fails to make everyone happy. A niche sort of friend that only comes around once in a lifetime, but when you meet a Claud, you'll want to stick around and create lifelong bonds as that may be the coolest person you'll meet. Sure they might have the flaws that every friend has, but Claud here is different. Claud will always be the highlight of your day; and if not YOUR day, definitely someone else's.
Claud isn't a single-serve-friend, they're someone you wanna keep around!
by mfomari March 27, 2025
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Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre

French glassmaker born in 1716 who invented the burette and the unit of volume known as the liter. Had a daughter named Millie and is celebrated for his inventions that advanced the field of chemistry. He passed away at the age of 62 due to cholera.
Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre was also not a real person and was an April Fools prank made by 2 University of Waterloo professors to try and permanently capitalize the Liter unit.
by Anony. Res September 21, 2023
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claude-emmanuelle

Claude-Emmanuelle is a synonym for bombshell. Or Scorpio energy who makes every men in the streets cum instantly.
Girls too.

Like the traumatized kind but the one who makes you want to offer expensive shit to get some crumble of attention.
-"Look that gurl's phat sloppy bussy !"
-"This is Claude-Emmanuelle ! She's a bombshell !"
-"She is a Scorpio."
by BussyLicker69 November 24, 2021
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claude monger

A scientist that is loved for his lab work. He is a well known guy who yells out claude monger on a daily basis
Aye mate, quit fooling around or i'll get claude monger on you mate!!!
by CLAUDEMONGERLOVER December 4, 2018
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