Vintage Chromoly

A man who anally rapes children and dogs. Escapes on BMX bike.

That guy jacking it on that cat's back is a Vintage Chromoly

by Doctor Lee December 24, 2007

chrononhotonthologos

A ineffective authoritarian blusterer. From the comedy play by Henry Carey (aka Benjamin Bounce, esq)1687?-1743 "The Tragedy of Chrononhotonthologos: Being the most Tragical Tragedy that ever was Tragediz'd by any Company of Tragedians."
More info at chrononhotonthologos.com

"What a chrononhotonthologos!" =
"What a blustering ineffective boss!"

by chrononhotontholgos.com November 27, 2004

chronomad

Person who travels through time in a manner other than straightfoward

Combination of:
chrono - related to time,
ex. chronometer
plus
nomad - a wanderer

Marty McFly became a chronomad when he went from 1985 to 1955.

by Harry Kaminsky July 21, 2004

chronocide

A massive waste of time. Defiance of time, either physically, figuratively or philisophically. To rebel against the idea of time. To regress socially or politically on a macro level. The destruction of time itself.
(adj. Chronocidal)

"Electoral politics is chronocide for civil rights."

by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

Chronometer

Prior to the invention of the chronometer, pirates did not have an accurate method for measuring time, without which led to them steering off course and sometimes missing their destinations entirely. The chronometer's time-keeping accuracy allowed sailors to measure the stars against specific points in time, thus giving them their longitude. This changed navigation forever by allowing sailors to stay on the correct course to their destination.

Arg matey, set your chronometer!

by Captain Loser October 23, 2005

Chromosomies

Person lacking largely in intelligence.

Chrome-o-somies

Now why don't you spastic Chromosomies shut up.

by OrbitCycle April 19, 2019

Ur Chromosomes Homo Zones

This is worse than any other insult ever created in mankind. It is worse than ur grandpap a trap and ur family tree lgbt. This wil melt your face and disintegrate you on the spot so you cannot go to hell or heaven and you are trapped in limbo having this said to you for eternity.

Brad: Ur mom gay
Anon: Ur daddy lesbian
Brad:Ur Chromosomes Homo Zones
(Anon fucking dies and turns into dust and gets sent to limbo for the rest of time dying endlessly.)

by Gumpy_Little_Cuck April 18, 2018