choadacunt

A vagina that is wider than it is deep

Joe: Yo bro, how was fucking Judy?
Greg: Dude, she had a choadacunt. It was like trying to shove my cock into a petri dish.

by Jen Z. February 8, 2010

Choadin

Someone who ditches their friends on a regular basis to "hang out" with their significant other.

Where's Dirty Darren at tonight? Probably choadin' with Jaco!!

by The Bins October 20, 2009

chipaholic

ONE WHO IS ADDICTED TO POTATO CHIPS SUCH AS DORITOS, CHEETOS,RUFFLES

I CAN EAT CHIPS EVERY DAY IM A CHIPAHOLIC

by ANGGGG August 31, 2015

Chapara

Shorty= Really mother fucking short
Never call your short Latina girls this if you don’t want to get your ass beat 🅿️.

Guy: esa mamacita es chapara

Girlfriend: Ya para pinche cabron te voy a chingar

by El mas chulo puto December 22, 2019

surface choad

A hot surface on top of ones toaster oven.

Watch out! Don't leave your balls on top of the surface choad!

by Bob October 4, 2003

team choad

Team choad is a Magical team of Genius individuals who Own all who Oppose them On Xanga.

Don't Fuck with team choad they will Pwn you like a Dirty NOOB.

by Joey April 5, 2005

Choad

1. A short, fat cock. Must be wider than it is long.

2. Anything short and fat, like a fat kid or a Prius.

1. Dude, that guy has a freakin' choad!

2. My best friend is a choad. He's fat as hell and he's 5'2"

by AIDZ October 2, 2005