Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE

The awnser to everthing.

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"

by Ballsinyojaws1234 December 24, 2021

chipotel

Noun
1. An insult towards someone that no one wants to be around.
2. A nonchalant way to hint that someone is obese/fat.
3. Someone who eats a lot of fast food; probably from Chipotle.

Lauren: Did you see all the fat on his body giggle when he walked into McDonald's?

Bella: Yes I did, he's such a chipotel!

by lovedon'thate April 6, 2010

Chipotle

Most people believe it's the best food ever, as seen by most definitions. Yet ask any Mexican and they know it's the most fake food since Taco Bell.

It's really nasty, and if you want real Mexican food go to a Mexican 'hood or something.

"Hey Juan I just had awesome Mexican food!"

"Really Matt? Where'd you get it from?"

"Chipotle! Totally the best burritos ever!"

"Gtfo. My abuela can make better food."

by candydrops707 November 23, 2009

Chipotle Effect

After consumption of a Chiptole burrito one feels a gut busting effect which lasts anywhere from 30 to 60 minutes and disables ones ability to perform simple motor skills.

OR

When you eat a Chipotle burrito way too fast and feel sick afterwards. You feel like you're about to throw up but its so worth it cause that burrito and/or bowl was so delicious.

Wanna go to the gym?

Naw dude I can't move right now...the Chipotle effect has me paralyzed..

by MeetTheMuse January 13, 2009

Chipotlephilia

A condition where one is hopelessly addicted to food from a chipotle restaurant. Once you bite, it's easy to get reeled in.

She has gotten food at chipotle every day this week! Definitely a case of chipotlephilia.

by Nori Nuggets March 15, 2011

Chipotle Hot

1:Exceeding the above average attractiveness to the opposite sex.
2: An attractive couple.

3: The opposite of Fugly

1:John Stamos is chipotle hot!

2: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are Chipotle Hot

by Max and Kim November 27, 2011

Chipotle Brain

The feeling you get after eating a burrito and taco from anywhere but Chipotle, then every picture of a chain restaurant looks like a Chipotle. Often associated as a form of food coma.

"Cate sent me a snapchat from a foodcourt and I had really bad Chipotle Brain."

by thepoetix May 27, 2014