chomedy

An event that occurs in which something is SO FUNNY that it surpasses the rules and regulations of comedy, and becomes CHOMEDY. Often times, when something chomical happens, the person witnessing the event will scream, flail their arms, kick their legs, jump, throw something, or a combination of the 5 because it's the only thing that they can think to do to express how they feel. Arnold Schwarzenegger is the unnoficial King of Chomedy.

Verbal example.

Mitchell: Hey Kyle you gotta get over here, Rizzo's in the backyard rubbing mud all over himself and he's shouting "COME ON!!! COME ON!!! KILL ME I'M HERE KILL ME!!!"
Kyle: Are you serious? (Screams, and throws phone) That's Chomedy!

by Kyle Ligenza March 1, 2008

Rusty Wind Chime

A gentlemans shaft after partaking in anal sex, either with a male or female.

'His Penis looks like a rusty wind chime!'

by Diffy Jacobs April 2, 2013

ChiMexico

A country formed when a land bridge between Mexico and China formed during the second century. ChiMexico's indigenous people are known for their delicious cuisine, a cross between both native country's wonderful culinary delights. ChiMexico suffered turmoil in the late 19th century when the United States colonized it, forcing ChiMexican farmers to plant cash crops and stealing ChiMexican women, lowering the birth rate. This was a blow to ChiMexican culture as American values were pushed, but fortunately the indigenous people of ChiMexico were able to retain their value system. Today, ChiMexico is one of the chief exporters of transistors.

"ChiMexico, ChiMexico Über Alles!" - The ChiMexican National Anthem.

by Hernando Potér December 30, 2005

Chimdindu

He is one of a kind. A species that no other scientist has discovered. Normally he would be in his own imagination out of the world and doesn’t even know he is. He has so much heart for females that he struggles to approach at times. Overall he is a strange human being, but his stupid funny at times.

Hey look it’s my pet Chimdindu.

by Chimdindu March 20, 2019

Chime

Calm
Cool
Good

Saturday night will be "chime"
The way he handled that was "chime"

by Blueorange February 3, 2015

chimee chongas

Nobody really knows what chimee chongas are, but people always know that they are good.

CHIMEE CHONGAS!!!!!!!, said KPG.

by mister cow November 26, 2007

chimejob

<noun> A person who interjects his or her opinion on matters that do not concern them, or in conversations in which they were not involved.

<verb> The act of someone who is or has included themselves in activities, events or conversations.

No one told her, but she chimejobbed her way in and now she is coming, too.

by littlebrownlab December 21, 2010