chewing a toffee

To be touching cloth or about to shit one's self.

Can you cover me mate, I'm chewing a toffee.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Chewing on it

A term used to describe when someone is trying to deal , or process something that is usually Intense ,awkward ,painful or otherwise unpleasant.

Linde - I'm pregnant ! Dave - What ? Linda - are you ready to be a dad ? Dave - hold on im chewing on it. . Linda - what ? Dave - the idea..

by dragonboy8586 July 14, 2021

chain-chewing

-The act of chewing an entire pack of gum by placing the used piece of gum in the wrapper of the new piece of gum.

-The gum equivalent of chain-smoking cigarettes.

Eric: what happened to those packs of gum I just bought you?
Eric Jr.: shut up dad I was chain-chewing it
Eric: go to your room
Eric Jr.: whatever

by SteakTip January 9, 2016

Cum Chewing

An act you do with a group of close friends.
The act of cum chewing is what it says. Chewing cum.

Abby: Henry, Wanna hang out later?
Henry: Sorry babe, I can’t. I’m having a cum chewing sesh with the boys.

by _Evil.Child_ October 9, 2021

Choking the chegwin

When one masterbates vigorously in a manner that is similar to the strangulation of popular tv star keith chegwin.

'Saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eye he had been choking the chegwin all night'

by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018

charleston chewing

An extreme sexual maneuver which involves a male/female eating out the vagina of a woman who has just delivered a child (within 3-6 hours of delivery). Upon receiving oral sex and climaxing the new mother will secrete substantial afterbirth into the performers eagerly awaiting mouth. While the performer may think they are munching on beef curtains, this "Chewy" substance is in fact afterbirth.

Man, Josh, I don't know what it is but Charleston Chewing is the only way I would eat a snatch anymore!

by Tom Emansky March 29, 2011

Chewing the clown's cap

Getting less than you bargained for.

The date with the good-looking blonde was a disaster. She turned out to be crazy and Bob realized he'd been chewing the clown's cap.

by Chris Secrest July 7, 2008