An extreme sexual maneuver which involves a male/female eating out the vagina of a woman who has just delivered a child (within 3-6 hours of delivery). Upon receiving oral sex and climaxing the new mother will secrete substantial afterbirth into the performers eagerly awaiting mouth. While the performer may think they are munching on beef curtains, this "Chewy" substance is in fact afterbirth.
Man, Josh, I don't know what it is but Charleston Chewing is the only way I would eat a snatch anymore!
by Tom Emansky March 13, 2011
A long, fluffy marshmallow filled candy bar which Slim Shady would be crazy enough to choke you to death with.
"And I'm still loco enough to choke you to death with a Charleston chew"
- Eminem
(Forgot About Dre)
- Eminem
(Forgot About Dre)
by nnddrrjj April 27, 2012
The act of pulling an elderly southern Belle, having her remove her dentures and gum ones nut satchel.
Eric: " Dude! What was up with that blue hair you were skeezing on yesternight?!?"
Ferg: "Who, Gertrude? Bro, I bought her a couple Gin Rickeys and she gave me the ole Charleston Chew in her Mercury Sable!"
Ferg: "Who, Gertrude? Bro, I bought her a couple Gin Rickeys and she gave me the ole Charleston Chew in her Mercury Sable!"
by The turd abibes October 26, 2016
A sexual act in which one partner, while performing cunnilingus, adjusts such that the upper lip rests on the women's labia, while the lower lip rests on her anus. the taint is placed in between the lips and 'gummed on', like an old women eating a huge rubber cock.
'Dude, i got smacked with a flashlight while giving my girl droppsies in the car... when i came to, i realized i was giving her the ol' charleston chew.... bitches.
'My girl queefed and farted at the same time. yeah. it was sick. but man, what was worse is that i was giving her a charleston chew when it happened. i wish i was dead.'
'My girl queefed and farted at the same time. yeah. it was sick. but man, what was worse is that i was giving her a charleston chew when it happened. i wish i was dead.'
by sloots boots August 5, 2006
by fresh prince June 22, 2005
by Funnyman12 July 20, 2011
Ejaculate in the pooper. Pull it out, push the entrails into an ice cube tray. Chill, crack, and serve.
by Bosss Hog October 3, 2005