Chestnut Log

A douchebag's hard turd. Chestnut - a term used in lieu of "douchebag". Log - term used for very hard, large turds often due to constipation.

Chestnut Logs are often seen where Bears have once roamed.

by anonymous July 26, 2023

nig chestnut

a very handsome and sexy man with a large shlong

"have you seen nig chestnuts massive penis?"

"yeah he put it in my bum"

by thereallG11112 July 29, 2023

Valley Chestnut Shot

Valley refers to the cleavage, chestnut, or chest nut refers to the act of cumming on someone's breasts/chest.

A Valley Chestnut Shot is the act of cumming into someones mouth through the cleavage.

Hey, want a Valley Chestnut Shot? Yeah sure!

Have you tried a Valley Chestnut Shot? Yeah, it was great!

by Loriethalion October 19, 2019

Frosty chestnut

When a guy unloads on a male or female chest in front of an open fire.

Last Christmas Eve, I gave my wife a giant frosty chestnut at the Airbnb cabin!

by HarryPaws December 27, 2020

Chestnut Stallion

If you get a Chestnut Stallion for your patronus you are most likely Megan Thee Stallion Yasssss Bish.

Person 1."What your patronus?"
Person 2."A Chestnut Stallion."
Person 1."So your Megan Thee Stallion"

by IMNOTAHUFFLEPUFF January 7, 2021

Chestnut

When a guy cums on a girls tits or the chest area

“What did you and Jason do last night?”
“We got real wild he gave me a chestnut”

by Krypt1c 😪 February 26, 2021

Hayden Chestnut

The richest person in Abbeville, Alabama. Also famous on tiktok (deleted) 112k.

"Hayden Chestnut just stole my girlfriend."

by thebojohn March 8, 2021