I'm Gonna Assrape You With a Chainsaw!

What you say when there is nothing else to say so whoever you're insulting is just bewildered.

Guy 1: Fuck you Bitch
Guy 2: I know you are but what am I?
Guy 1: A pussy
Guy 2: I'm Gonna Assrape You With A Chainsaw!
Guy 1: What? I am bewildered.

by UrbanScribe7 May 4, 2017

charlsea

A name for females, most "Charlsea's" happen to be from Alaska. This name is common for white females that tend to have brown hair and brown eyes. This name originates from Alaska, but has begun to be used in other states as well. Charlsea is commonly misspelled (Charelsee or chlarsee.. etc) The name is thought to have originated from the male name of Charlie/Charles therefore making Chuck a commonly used nick-name.

Charlsea has no titties, but she SURE has a donk!!!

Every Charlsea that I have met is from Alaska, and I have traveled all OVER the world!!!

by bigpurplenurple September 30, 2012

Two Chains

Whether bound by chain of iron or gold, one remains nonetheless bound.

I was flossin' my bling yo when some happy motherfucker looks me dead in the eye and says, "I wonder if you understand what these ostentatious restraints around your neck say about you?" It was then that I realized I have allowed this shiny rock, and the ideas associated with and superimposed onto it by others, to define my perspective of true value. I need to step out of Babylon because I've been played my whole life like a yo-yo!

That is when I came to understand the concept of two chains began to prioritize love, wisdom and positivity.

by The Luminous Lion July 3, 2017

Chalise

A girl who is not afraid to speak her mind. She is confident and is not intimidated by others.She is Trendy,when it comes to fashion. Usually quite short,yet,not the smallest.Normally is mixed-raced.The boys like her in both a crush way and friend way.Is unique,edgy and popular.she doesn't like chavs and will tell them a piece of her mind.

Wow she is so unique and trendy
Yeah 'cause that is Chalise!

by xxxCLRxxx December 16, 2018

chainsaw

Normally a power tool. Recently used as the weapon of choice in a multitude of gore films.

Cody loves Chainsaws because that's what the villian uses to kill his victims.

by Cody Wessel September 11, 2006

Polish Chainsaw

The act of attaching a vibrator and a dildo together, and using this object to pleasure ones self.

"Abby seems to be walking funny"

"That's because she got that Polish Chainsaw"

by Italianone March 15, 2009

chainsaw

to fuck someone...while making absurd chainsaw noises...(not recommended with someone u like or love)...also works without the noises.

man i gave that girl the chainsaw last night...(chainsaw noises)

by TOMMMYYYYYYYYYY May 21, 2007