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Caesar

Usually a charmer. Funny and just plain pleasant, Caesar will make your day better by just having him in your presence. He's always honest, and if not, he'll admit the truth later, and have a reason behind what he said. He tries not to hurt anyone, although there are some people he cannot stand. He's generally pretty good at sports, and can sometimes get competitive, but never to the point of being ignorant. If he's your friend, then you are truly blessed. And if he loves you, don't you ever let him go, he's one in a million, you'll never find another quite like him. And if you love him, tell him, he should know, he likes to be aware of things. If you are in love with him, and he is with you, your love could be eternal, keep him close to your heart, no matter what.
Caesar flashed a smile my way and patted me on the head. Little did he know as he descended down the staircase, that no matter what he had said before, I was certainly falling in love with him...
by UntouchableLover April 12, 2011
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Cesar

daamn cesar is fine.
by cesar=hot December 20, 2010
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Dartmouth Caesar

The official beverage of Halifax, Nova Scotia's (Canada) delinquent, semi retarded, sister city.

The DC differs from a traditional Caesar in that it is a shot, and will make people hate you.

How to make a Dartmouth Caesar:

1. Rim a standard 1 ounce shot glass with celery salt... Read More
2. Fill with 1/2 ounce vodka
3. Place on table/bar/hooker's hip bone.
4. Fill with another 1/2 ounce of ketchup
5. Drink
(After doing a DC) "Ahhhh sh*t! That Dartmouth Caesar tasted like an 80 proof abortion"
by Nickels McNiner June 25, 2009
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Sandbox Caesar

A Sandbox Ceasar is business person, usually in middle management, who was bullied as a child (in the sandbox) and has to make up for it as an adult by being a rude, power-mad, greedy asshole. Will walk over anyone to prove they can't be picked on anymore. They want to be as powerful as Julius Caesar, which is why they act like total douchetards.
"Did you hear Christine going off in that meeting? She was backstabbing everybody to make herself look good."
"Yes, she's a total Sandbox Caesar. I hate her."
by Black@Heart December 15, 2009
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Creamy Caesar

A sex act in which you have sex doggy style, right before orgasm, stab her in the back and cum in the hole.
When you're fucking and you're tired of the bitch, it's time for a creamy caesar.
by extremeatheist October 30, 2011
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cesar

the most amazing thing in the whole universe way better then anything that any other urban dictionary name says even a phillip! ck has the biggest widest dick in the whole universe and god is jealous of him. hes the best thing ever!!!!!!
phillip: hey look its cesar

larry: shut up! we aren't good enough to say his name!
by ckthegreatking7 August 9, 2014
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Cesar

A fucking awesome person that takes away every body's girl. And well fucking fuck someone up and does not give a fuck about anybody and is a infamous and devious and instagater. But if u get it twisted its game over and he will swing on u first cause he does not care. And loves the shit talkers. And he thanks you so he will say thank you cause it all about the Cesar show love you.
Random Person: No Cesar i don't have a problem with u so just leave me alone.
Cesar: I'm going to give u 5 seconds to square up if you don't square up i will fuck u up. and i don't give a fuck if u don't want to fight me cause you could go suck a chode and thank you haters.
by strongpersonlol December 5, 2013
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