If I shaved that ass I'd be able to make a Persian rug from it dude!
Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!
Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!
by Johnny Hurts April 10, 2006
A bruise/wound that develops after having intensive sex on a carpet. Usually on the back, knees or elbows.
by M.K.Sam July 29, 2009
by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008
somebody who walks like they have carpets under both of there arms. There elbows tenced to the sides and there fore arms pointed streight to the floor.
1: "Look at how Bycroft walks, he looks like he's carrying carpets"
2: "Why does Dave walk like ten men?"
"Dunno mate, looks like he's carpet carry'in"
2: "Why does Dave walk like ten men?"
"Dunno mate, looks like he's carpet carry'in"
by perp October 04, 2004
car·pet surf·ing
verb
ˈkärpit-sərfiNG/
:The act of vigoursly searching, scavenging, and/or unearthing one's carpet in hopes of finding something of profound interest; usually followed by the immediate consumption of said interest:
These interests can include, but are not limited to: candy, cookies, various other foods, and drugs
verb
ˈkärpit-sərfiNG/
:The act of vigoursly searching, scavenging, and/or unearthing one's carpet in hopes of finding something of profound interest; usually followed by the immediate consumption of said interest:
These interests can include, but are not limited to: candy, cookies, various other foods, and drugs
Person A: "Oh no! I dropped all this "candy" on the floor. What are we gonna do?"
Person B: "I hope you brought your surfboard bro. Cause, we're going carpet surfing!"
Person B: "I hope you brought your surfboard bro. Cause, we're going carpet surfing!"
by Shaving Ryan's Privates February 17, 2014