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Julia Carpenter

If you have a Julia Carpenter in your life run! shes scary but nice and funny at most times. She likes to sit in her room all day and cry. She naps pretty frequently...too frequently. This bitch is always missing school or shes late. she is the best friend you want. She is sometimes too lazy to do anything but she is a fun girl to get food with and go to parties with. If you have a julia carpenter, be ready for lots lots of crying but fun times whens she is not.
person: "you have a julia carpenter in your life?
persn 2: " yes its pretty amazing"
by shhh its a secret November 15, 2019
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Leaking Carpenter

When you Power Nut in your girl then have her fix the bed frame without letting her clean up herself, causing your baby batter to leak down her leg.
Roommate 1: So you guys gonna buy a new bed frame after that Power Nut?
Roommate 2: Nah man, my girl became a Leaking Carpenter and fixed it up quick.
by ZairStorm December 6, 2019
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carpenter grip

When a girl is blowing you and you grab your dick like a hammer and pound her head with it.
I was getting a bad blowjob so I gave her the carpenter grip.
by Fruit Thimble May 4, 2019
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jack carpenter

handsome and cute and an anerexitic who plays smash bros and likes to smash his bros
i am jack carpenter and i love tyler stone and being gay for noah carey
by ya boiiiyaboiii September 24, 2019
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carpenter donnie

A very sexy young twink that brings all the boys to the yard.
by Donnie Carpenter October 15, 2019
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Carpenter’s dozen

The hardware store sells a box of nails by the carpenter’s dozen.
by Joe Hardwick June 7, 2018
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Carpenter

Someone who is hurting so bad for crack cocaine that he is getting dirty by crawling around on the floor and under the bed and in the closet with crack-crumb collecting tools such as a comb and a toothpick trying to find anything small, white and hard to smoke in his glass pipe.
Dude, get up off the floor and stop being a damn crack carpenter.
by JuffusHuffus January 23, 2020
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