tarnation

Often replaced in memes for another word rhyming with it.

tarnation is used in memes

by SUS BOY February 27, 2017

Cacation

Constantly having to go to the restroom multiple times a day to do the #2 almost/throughout the entire week.

Dear diary: I don't know why, but last week, I was on cacation. It was so annoying having to constantly hold it in when there wasn't a restroom nearby. Feeling it in my butt was so wrong.

by Happy(Aye, Sir!) December 10, 2012

Creation

The process of coming up with something new at the exchange of a reward.

My teacher told me that if I did not create a definition of the word creation I would get a bad letter grade

by Wendayyy November 12, 2017

creation loving bastard

someone who loves to go clubbing, get drunk on alkopops and get off with any drunken heifer stupid enough to be up for it.

that selfo's a right creation loving bastard

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

creation stalk

When you stalk someone to the creation of their Facebook/Twitter, i.e., you keep clicking "Older Posts" until you have read it all.

Sarah had such a crush on Liam, she creation stalked his Facebook.

by allthatreallymatters January 22, 2011

Atlas of Creation

Harun Yahya's most famous work and the biggest load of bull shit ever laid to paper. The first of three volumes of this book is devoted entirely to claims of the fossil record denouncing evolution due to the lack of transitional forms between species. Yahya's understanding of evolutionary genetics is clearly lacking because he believes a transitional form requires incomplete organs and a freakish hybrid of the body types of two species. This would not be the case as the difference in genetic code between the simplest microbial life form and a human is only approximately 40%. Between humans and chimpanzees, potentially less than 3%. When one takes into consideration that the majority of DNA(more than 50%) doesn't code for anything and is essentially junk and that the 3% difference occurs in less than half of the genome, it is easily conceivable that there was a creature with approximately 1.5% difference in genetic code between humans and chimps with fully formed organs and a conventional body, and that, by some subtle mutation in a few individuals passed on over time, could have given rise to both species, Homo sapiens and Pan troglodytes(chimps). (continued in example)

One point down, another of Yahya's favorite points seems to be that a species doesn't change significantly in it's existence. A problem arises when one examines the examples Yahya provides. He shows a fossilized dragonfly and says it is no different than a modern dragonfly. He fails to provide a scale, misleading the eye with photos shown as the same size. In reality, the prehistoric dragonfly he shows is multiple times larger than it's modern counterpart and both belong to different species. Finally, Yahya likes to point out that Darwin himself acknowledged holes in his theory of evolution. Of course Darwin did, he created the theory before the study of genetics came into existence so he had no way of understanding the lack of transitional forms in the fossil record or any of the other problems with his theory. That is why theories evolve and modern science provides to strengthen his theory. And one last closing note to the idiots(using the true definition meaning those with an IQ lower than 25) who support the Atlas of Creation, the word theory in science has a drastically different meaning than what many use it to mean colloquially. A scientific theory is the closest a scientist can come to solid fact while acknowledging the potential for new understanding to change our outlook on reality.

by SamForScience September 30, 2011

Coronation

place. Town in Canada that sits boldly upon the bare prairies surrounded by wheat fields and arthropods not encumbered by gluten-allergies. Gravel deposits are almost non-existent due to the intransigent nature of the recent glaciation, but a ready supply of clay is at hand so there are no shortages of bricks and brick-like accretions.

Curling is the sport of choice for the largely-retired populace who draw weights each end during the winters.

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Rodent zoonoses are, to the delight of the tourism bureau, on the wane at the grain elevator/interpretive centre. Open all summer.

Is that Coronation in the distance? I would love to take off my locust-proof coat and down a few brews.

It's hard to tell with the wondscreen covered in bug juice.

by gnostic 1 January 24, 2013