the cardigans

Most under rated band in the world. Their best songs are:

Feathers and Down
In The Round
Live and Learn
I Need Some Fine Wine and You, You Need To Be Nicer
Sick and Tired
Erase and Rewind
Godspell

The Cardigans Long Gone Before Daylight rocks my face

by pacogarcia May 18, 2008

Cardinal Fitness

A rapidly growing fitness club located primarily in Northwest Indiana and the Chicagoland area. With a flat rate of $19.95 a month with a small sign up fee, Cardinal's prices give you the basic equipment you need to get in shape for a price that blows away its large competitors (e.g. XSport, Bally's, YMCA). Another upside of Cardinal Fitness is that you can workout without having to see sweaty euro-trash douchebags wearing white jeans and express graphic tees to the gym.

Dan: Dude let's sign up to Xsport for the summer.
Mike: And pay $90 more to workout in an overcrowded gym with outdated equipment while listening to the latest shitty techno remix? I'm going to Cardinal Fitness.

by Razmatazz42 June 16, 2009

cardinal c the nazi

Masculine Name: A cardinal c the nazi is a first class moron you promote in a big box environment in view to obtain results. A cardinal c the nazi will rule his regime like fake hitler, while getting rid of people with the most modern methodology, by dismissing them with or without cause (Please Note: His emphasis is on dismissals without cause as he does not have the skills nor the potential to pick up a law book, nor did he ever had the opportunity to do his college best where they just opened the door for him - like they would at DeVry).

The best way to avoid a cardinal c the nazi is by staying in school, and getting an education promptly, higher than college preferably.

Boss: In the office now!

Clerk: What now boss?

Boss: I was told you destroyed a computer. You will now get out of my store, you will not pass go, you will not get to claim your $200 which is your Statutory pay and your employment insurance! You are OUT!

Clerk: you fucking cardinal c the nazi - HOW DARE YOU!? How do you sleep at night? How is your dead grandmother doing????!

by CanYouHandleDaTruth January 5, 2014

cardboardphobic

A cardboardphobic person is someone who doesnt support the marriage between a peice of cardboard and a human

"If you don't support cardboard cutout Jimin and I getting married" Oli London said "Then you are cardboardphobic"

by anonymous November 14, 2020

cadion

Cadion

(n.)
The feeling of deep desire or craving towards a specific person. Often followed by a sense of disappointment, grief or loss caused by the realisation of the absence of said person.

Example:
“When I think of you, I get a rush of cadion”

by Nathan Axerunner November 22, 2020

Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school

A school that was designed by someone with no brain, has classes in the hall, makes the cooking class cook for the cafeteria, has no actual cafeteria or stage, decided to start a rap battle club even though they're losing money and are somehow proud of how shit they are

"We, Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school, are proud to say that someone said our school looks like a mall"
"Wtf"

by WhyamIhere2 November 26, 2019

cardboard gangster

Someone who tries to live the gangster life, but can't live up to the hype, and is shown to be a fake.

"I don't play with no wasps, man - that could sting me!"
"Oh, shut up, you cardboard gangster!"

by WhiteySmiley September 9, 2007