Captain Robau

He who hath replaced Chuck Norris as the definition of Badass.

Chuck Norris hides a third fist underneath his beard. Captain Robau doesn't even need a third fist.

by ender7 May 29, 2009

Captain Slock

It's in reference to Caps Lock. Cap. Slock, or Captain Slock. Some say he's a pirate but that has yet to be proven.

DO YOU DOUBT ME AND THE POWER OF CAPTAIN SLOCK?!?

by Lawlieter December 11, 2009

captain dipshit

the captain of all dipshits . when all dipshits gather in ceremony to religiously practice dipshiting. shit and dip .shit and dip. he becomes the leader of the pack. when he dies next dipshit in line takes his royal place.

1) hey captain dipshit weres the meeting tonite.

2) hey captain dipshit u forgot this.

by MSN 2007 July 23, 2009

Captain Hero

One of the most messed up characters in Drawn Together, Captain Hero is a parody on Superman. He is also a necrophiliac, enjoys S&M, is a bisexual, has a childish personality and possibly a mental disorder, is at times a cross-dresser, practices bestiality, had a romance with Xandir, Foxxy, Bleh, and Unusually-Flexible-Girl.

"By the time I get there, the girl is either already safe, or dead. Either way, there's going to be some serious fondling."

~Captain Hero.

by Alexxx April 30, 2006

butt captain

Master and commander of the butt pirates. A butt captain is a highly-skilled, flaming, ass navigator that leads his pirates into battle... where butt pillaging ensues.

"Arrrrrrrr", said the butt captain as him and his men dug for burried treasure.

by ktrane June 18, 2004

Captain Cunt

One who exhibits extreme cunt-like tendencies and behavior. Captain of all cunts.

"Captain Cunt needs to drop the attitude before I bitch slap her in the face"

by yourmomlovesit July 28, 2009

Captain Blocker

A man who blocks people.

if you are blocked by @AuthenticCap on twitter, you fucked up

he used to be called Captain Blocker before AuthenticCap

who is Captain Blocker and why has he blocked me?

by breadhasnotaste May 23, 2018