Feacal contingency

An amount of spare human shit kept by the toilet (normally in a container) for people to throw into the bowl if they are having trouble shitting. This is normally done to make them feel better for wasting time on the bowel bowl.

After 10 minutes on the shitter, Sam realised he was going to need to dip into his feacal contingency.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

woke casting

Casting a character for attempted inclusivity or whitewashing, only for it to look out of place to the story.

That one guy in that place and time in the story was obvious woke casting.

by zaroneon January 21, 2021

Cunting Bunting

Just any type of bunting. Used by people who think bunting is for "gays".

"Alright, i'll come to the fucking barbecue, but I am leaving if they've hung up cunting bunting!"

by Helloyoucuntrs April 24, 2017

carting

Carting is holding on to a shopping from a moving car and then accelerating. Once an appropriate speed is reached the shopping cart is released and it shoots off like a missile. Carting was invented in Whiting, Indiana in the late 70s.

Hey dude, lets go do some carting.

by Joe Iron April 28, 2007

Upper-Cunting

*WARNING*: Very Dangerous- can lead to severe vaginal injuries and problems

DEFINITION: v. The forceful act of inserting ones fist and sometimes forearm into a woman's vagina in one swift upper cut punch-like motion.

IDEAL SITUATION: Usually done immediately after fisting while the girl is gaping.

POSITIONING: You must be facing the girl's front or back with her waist at about eye level.

DIFFICULTY LEVEL: High
Reason: Girls who are Willing and ABLE to do this are far and few between

Dude #1 "yo i totally destroyed that girl last night! I stretched that pussy so wide she wont walk right for a month."

Dude #2 "Nice! You give her a good fisting?"

Dude #1 "Yea, followed with some solid upper-cunting!"

by anonymous23423467346 March 9, 2012

Casting Churchill's reflection

The act of creating the likeness, in the water of a toilet bowl, of the British Prime Minister (1940-45 and 1951-55) Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965), when expelling a brown trout. The role of his face is played by your fat arse, while your dog's egg is a stand in for the cigar protruding from his lips.

"I won't be a minute dear, I'm just off to the bog to cast Churchill's reflection"

by Phil G September 7, 2005

type-casting

The act of pretending you know some thing when in reality you have little to no idea on the subject and are just bs-ing

Phillip: hey what's capital of california

Tyler: san fransisco
Phillip: umm I'm pretty sure its sacremento

Tyler: no no you're wrong.
Phillip: you type-casting me?

by phildo75 July 26, 2011