Candy Cane Syndrome

The curvature of the penis due to excessive masturbation. (Penis usually reddens in color).

Doctor: I'm afraid your son has Candy Cane Syndrome.
Mother: What do I do?!
Doctor: Well you can start with putting a password on your computer.

by Dr. Punarankatash December 11, 2010

Raising Cane's

The best chicken place ever. If your in the hankerin for some chicken tenders, fries, coleslaw and toast then you gotta eat here. Gotta try the sauce. One love.

Me:I'm hungry for chciken.
Friend: Let's go to (insert chicken place)
Me: They all taste like camel and donkey ass.
Friend: well???
Me: Lets get some Cane's
Friend: Oh yeah

by Lilrowdy18 April 19, 2005

dio cane

God Dog, Italian insult to God.

Fa male dio cane!!!
(It's so painful, god dog!)

by Pnt September 1, 2004

Blow 'Cane

A phrase University of Tulsa fans cheer, scream, and frantically shout during sporting events and also use in casual conversation. It is in direct opposition to Alabama's "Roll Tide".

This weather is great. Blow 'Cane.

by TU - ΛΧΑ March 8, 2011

evaporated cane juice

A misleading term used to mask the true identity of sugar in food. It is not healthier than regular sugar but when listed as an ingredient in food products, it fools people into believing they are ingesting a more wholesome alternative.

Let's buy this healthier cereal, it has "evaporated cane juice" instead of sugar in the ingredients!

by ballroomstyle August 3, 2009

Angel Cane

a defensive lacrosse stick, as long as the lacrosse player using it is a straight beast. Best used after you just made a sick play, like an around-the-back pass or yardsale. The opponent will be scared when you tell them what the fuck you can do with your Angel Cane.

Nick: dude ive never seen someone score from the other side of the field with a d-pole before.

Dan: you'd be suprised what the fuck i can do with my Angel Cane

by ilike2rock September 14, 2010

sex cane

A cane you need to use to walk after a great night with Darius ("wrong hole")

Man by the time he was don't I needed my sex cane more than ever

by Vigilanti June 30, 2017