by Jieriei June 13, 2023
Get the Candyland mug.A holiday commemorating Candy's birth, traditionally celebrated on December 27 by all good, haute, pretty, handsome, and sexy bitches. A day to celebrate the beauty, heart, and wonderfulness that Candy brings to the world.
(1) We had a very happy Candymas this year. (2) Candymas is the best time of year. (3) Candymas is the only relevant holiday. (4) Cheers to Candymas!
by keriberi December 19, 2023
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by keriberi December 27, 2023
Get the candymas mug.A severe penis infection that leads to a life long mutation, this causes the penis to grow long however it curves back between the legs of the patient. The only upside is it adds a minty refreshing smell and taste.
Doctor: " How should i say this? You have Candycaneapeninitus!" Patient: " So my penis is minty and refreshing?" Doctor: "No it curves back between your legs, and your forskin is stripped"
by KnightofDay April 14, 2025
Get the Candycaneapeninitus mug.I tried a dutch candycane with Luanne. She's allergic to mint so now it's like having a realistic blowup doll.
by Señor Heisenberg March 23, 2016
Get the dutch candycane mug.When you get to dutch bros with ashley and have already ordered just to find out there was a cotton candy smoothie
by Stephanie august June 4, 2021
Get the cotton candy man mug.1. A Scam, False Promise, or Major Disappointment.
2. A form of trickery where the perpetrator keeps their promise on a technicality but the end result obviously doesn't match reasonable expectations.
Based on 2024 incident in Glasgow Scotland where families had purchased tickets to enter an "immersive Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory exhibit" and were then handed a few jellybeans and told to walk through a sparsely and cheaply decorated warehouse.
2. A form of trickery where the perpetrator keeps their promise on a technicality but the end result obviously doesn't match reasonable expectations.
Based on 2024 incident in Glasgow Scotland where families had purchased tickets to enter an "immersive Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory exhibit" and were then handed a few jellybeans and told to walk through a sparsely and cheaply decorated warehouse.
"Now she's not answering her phone. I'm afraid she has taken you to Scotch Candyland."
"He told me his name was Steven and you his name was Bob... And now you find out that he has children in another country? What kind of Scotch Candyland is this!? "
"He told me his name was Steven and you his name was Bob... And now you find out that he has children in another country? What kind of Scotch Candyland is this!? "
by FLSqueezed February 27, 2024
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