canned

adj.

1. Flat-out terrible, undescribably, obnoxiously annoying, stupid, dumb, and unbelievably deficient in a specific area of life.

2. Unable to be a normal-civilized human being, inhumanely retarted, and containing a scent of poop.

OMG you smell like poop and you can't play basketball for sh*t, you're CANNED.

Red is CANNED

by jei1118 April 2, 2010

cans

A game played in Midwest Ghettos in whick two players use a basketball to shoot at cans to recieve points. It is normally played on the sidewalk.

Me and my guy played cans to pass the time.

by Toothpik September 26, 2005

Can

A very intelligent person, who really likes cats, especially when they are in heat.

She's such a Can!

by imadethisforthecan January 28, 2009

Can

a San Francisco word meaning something sucks

That new Hulk movie is can

by Anonymous June 15, 2003

Cans

A slang word for headphones. It is often used in the audiophile communities/forums.

Those Audio Technica ath-50's are some mighty fine cans.

by coderred March 7, 2015

Can

shortened word for ameri-can

is she a can? , isn’t he that can that comes to our school?

by jeeeperz September 8, 2020

can

A slang term for ass, asshole, asshat, assbutt.

⋆jumps up to smack poster, comes down and hits elbow on trash can⋆ “WHAT A CAN!”

⋆says to trash can⋆ “I'M GONNA KICK YOUR CAN!”

♫kickin' yo can all over the place!♫
↳kickin' yo ass all over the place!↲

by ☣ｂｉｏｈａｚａｒｄ☣ May 13, 2015