Calum

Calum. Calum is a simp and is attracted to girls called Sophie's with really blonde hair. He likes to call them highlighters cause he wants them up his arse hole.

Calum you simp

by Stephen price August 17, 2020

Calum

Perfect

Calum, he is perfect

by Melody Woodward December 12, 2020

calum frew

A fucking twat

Oi see that guy he looks like a complete and utter Calum Frew

by Yada2 December 9, 2019

Calum

A guy you wish you could never meet or come across. he is a prick that uses girls for his own self gain.

Calum’s give off a sweet as persona but once you get to know them, your opinion of them changes quite rapidly. you think you know them, but it turns out you don’t. You fall for them thinking that they’re this amazing person but just another red flag!

“Fuck em and leave em”

“oh that’s such a Calum thing to say”

by Johnnyyyy mcronald September 22, 2022

calum

calum

this is the most fucked up cookie Cunt fucker I’ve ever fucking met. this motherfucker doesn’t fuck around and crushes cookies for a fucking living. cookie As in pussies bro cookies are pussies. he will cheat on you with another girl. fucking cunt ass bitch

“ew look at that guy he looks like such a fucking Calum”

“oh yeah. i wouldn’t go near that guy. looks like he gets no pussy”

by iknowyourtruth February 3, 2024

dirty calum

a dirty calum is when they snort a bump of fizzers off a prostitutes bum and right as they are about to ejaculate, they roll their foreskin up so they can store the cum in their dick and slurp it through a straw later

im a dirty calum and i know it bitch!

by uidgame January 3, 2023

Calumate

"Calumate"? The act of turning any situation into a playful and engaging quiz.

When the professor put an unsolved equation on the board, Barack calumated the situation by trying to actually solve it.

by Abraham Chimney January 27, 2024