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Calum Redmond

A no good filthy Queensland cunt. Good at stealing girlfriends.
Untrustworthy
Two-faces
I got fucking Calum Redmond'd!
by IsisKarma November 9, 2011
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Calum clennell

mmm calum clennell
by anonymous April 5, 2024
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Calum

Person 1: damn look at calum
Person 2: he is such a submissive and breedable femboy

Person 1: what the fuck
by Grass man Huger October 13, 2021
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Calum

Calums are annoying and are a dumb species, usually found near the wild classes in the dangerous school, if you see a Calum, be sure to ask him the hardest math question to make him look dumb
Person 1: Calum what is 6x2
Calum: 69 billion
by PotatertotIsCool October 27, 2020
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dirty calum

when you snort a bump of fizzers right as your about to ejaculate inside your pillow
last night i got fucked up and did a dirty calum
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✨Feeling Calum✨

Definition: When you wanna throw your phone against something to soothe the pain or fusturation you're feeling, but you're flat out broke, so you cope with crying your ass off. And that's what we call ✨Feeling Calum✨
✨Feeling Calum✨ defined:
Person one: "Oh, crap, not this again!
Person two: What?"
Person one: "Luke spent all of MY money on club peniguin."
Person: "I'm sorry, Ash. Maybe throw something, like your phone at the wall."
Person one: "Are you listening? I'm broke and I won't be abled to buy a new phone."
Person two: "Just don't be to bummed out, you don't wanna ✨Feel Calum✨, now do you?"

"Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is the soundtrack to ✨Feeling Calum✨
by Fakebetch_Revenge November 4, 2020
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Calum

A chav in denial, but truthfully he is. He confirmed it with his own words but is too much of a bitch to admit it.
Me: He's such a Calum
Them: No I'm not, I'm just a PokeLegends staff!
by Evo0 June 10, 2019
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