Dirty Calum

The one mate who cheats on his misses with a girl he’s just met

Fuck you’ve pulled a dirty calum now

by Frodoslaggins April 19, 2020

dirty calum

dirty calum

dirty calum! dirty?

by dirty calum March 26, 2020

Hanging out with Calum Hood

a cute and less awkward way to say you masturbated clitorly

"Sorry man id come over but tonight I'm hanging out with Calum hood it's been a while"

by Henry jk January 7, 2016

dirty calum

when you snort a bump of fizzers right as your about to ejaculate inside your pillow

last night i got fucked up and did a dirty calum

by uidgame January 3, 2023

dirty calum

a dirty calum is when they snort a bump of fizzers off a prostitutes bum and right as they are about to ejaculate, they roll their foreskin up so they can store the cum in their dick and slurp it through a straw later

im a dirty calum and i know it bitch!

by uidgame January 3, 2023

Calamansi cupcake

When a guy finishes on a sourdough pussy and goes down on her.

Batura loves to perform a Calamansi cupcake when he can

by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022

Calm your tits

An expression uttered when an individual reacts in an inappropriately excited manner to a given situation.

Jim: "Oh, my God. Did you see that guy hit on my girlfriend? He gave her a drink and smiled at her. He's totally trying to hit on her. I'm going to fight him."

Dave: "Calm your tits, Jim. He's the bartender."

by bassdude726 May 30, 2014