california
california by Dan (from michigan) September 19, 2004
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California
Where the rest of America wipes their asses.
The only state where you have to worry about the color you wear!
The place you go to get drugs, ugly hookers, uneducated drop-outs, illegals, and a $10 pack of cigarettes.
Perfect for the idiotic losers and outsiders who think they can get a celeb neighbor and a free ticket to the red carpet.
Fuck California and everyone there, I hope you and your ugly ass Governor who can't speak English all fall into the Pacific.
Oh, and to the Californians who are staring blankly at your monitors, that's AN OCEAN.
The only state where you have to worry about the color you wear!
The place you go to get drugs, ugly hookers, uneducated drop-outs, illegals, and a $10 pack of cigarettes.
Perfect for the idiotic losers and outsiders who think they can get a celeb neighbor and a free ticket to the red carpet.
Fuck California and everyone there, I hope you and your ugly ass Governor who can't speak English all fall into the Pacific.
Oh, and to the Californians who are staring blankly at your monitors, that's AN OCEAN.
California by Angry American March 30, 2008
california
Exactly The Reason WHY People Say They Hate The State.. I've Been There Like 100 Times, and I STILL hate the state.. maybe if the people weren't so effing stuck up and snobby.. than PEOPLE WOULDNT HATE THIS EFFING STATE SO MUCH!!!
Person:Hi, im from california... im a stuck up snob with no friends... who brags that california is SO AMAZING!!!!
Other Person: Fuck You, Nobody Likes y\You..
Other Person: Fuck You, Nobody Likes y\You..
california by haaaaater July 22, 2006
California
The best state, in many peoples' opinions, in the US. You'll find beaches, snowy mountains, green valleys, and the hot desert all in one state: California. Divided into two parts, known as "Socal" and "Norcal". Socal is usually where people not from California think of the state. You got San Diego, Los Angeles, etc. Beaches, surfers, celebrities. Mostly all in Socal. Home of the LA Lakers, San Diego Padres, and San Diego Chargers. Norcal is "wine country". Where you'll find the SF 49ers, Oakland A's, Oakland Raiders, and San Jose Sharks. Basically the place where the word "hella" originated. Golden Gate Bridge, Lake Tahoe, etc are all in Norcal. We all know how to party in California, all the porn is made here, we're really diverse. We have In-N-Out, which I doubt non-Californians have heard of. Our governor is the fucking Terminator. Enough said. So all in all, California is the shit. And most people really wish they could live here while they're snowed in for December and we are out at the beach.
Hot New York Girl: Hey, where are you from?
Hot California Guy: California.
Hot New York Girl: OMG, do you know Britney Spears? Do you surf? Do you know Ryan from The OC and Kristen from Laguna Beach?!
Hot California Guy: Shut up.
Hot California Guy: California.
Hot New York Girl: OMG, do you know Britney Spears? Do you surf? Do you know Ryan from The OC and Kristen from Laguna Beach?!
Hot California Guy: Shut up.
California by NoCopNoStop August 14, 2009
california
a state that might as well be its own country. has a shit load of hot people at the OC and some normal rich people in LA, but some of the middle class you will meet there are some weird motherfuckers. they have got some strange theories about a lot of things. And above all, their governor is an austrain, former body builder, and former actor. i guarantee i get all thumbs down, but its the truth.
"Dude I met this guy from California, he was so fucking strange."
"Yeah, most of 'em are. Except at the OC, there are some hot fuckers there"
"Yeah, most of 'em are. Except at the OC, there are some hot fuckers there"
california by Jon Burgandy September 30, 2006
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