calie marie

she is one of the funniest people you will ever meet, she loves to laugh and have a good time. she can be pretty crazy but is also a good person to talk to. she has a good heart and always tries to do her best. she knows what matters to her and is always honest. she is absolutly gorgeous but doesnt realize it. she loves sports and works hard to be the amazing athlete she is. all the guys fall for her, but she knows she has the best boyfriend in the world :)

"i love you calie marie"

by erialcaled August 25, 2011

soy caliente

I'm horny

Soy caliente para mi novio

by Annnnnonnyma January 29, 2018

calleen

Small but mighty, adorable but don't be fooled this one has a short fuse.

Calleen tick tick boom!

by A little bit more than you kno December 22, 2016

50 caliber restraining order

Murder; Assassination

Person One: Hey, what ever happened to your ex?
Person Two: Oh, I got a 50 caliber restraining order on her.
Person One: What?
Person Two: Exactly.

by Erich Zann III July 9, 2010

caleedity

a situation that is beyond reason, fucked up, no understanding, random insanity.

That crazy professor's explanation of the problem was caleedity

by Darren Edwin October 12, 2004

calfee

big pinkish red hairy man with a penis hair cut or helmet head

Calfee is the Juggernaught beyotch

by Mikandy January 12, 2008

Calceet

The act of eating a calculator with a manic look on one's face

Jack: did you see john calceet
Gary: what the fuck

by Skedaddleskedoodle December 12, 2019